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#1 Posted : 10/12/2010 9:00:13 AM

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Irrespective of your opinions on this issue, some of these are pretty funny!Very happy
I am paranoid of my brain. It thinks all the time, even when I'm asleep. My thoughts assail me. Murderous lechers they are. Thought is the assassin of thought. Like a man stabbing himself with one hand while the other hand tries to stop the blade. Like an explosion that destroys the detonator. I am paranoid of my brain. It makes me unsettled and ill at ease. Makes me chase my tail, freezes my eyes and shuts me down. Watches me. Eats my head. It destroys me.

 

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#2 Posted : 10/12/2010 2:01:41 PM

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haha, some good ones in there! Not sure if this was in your link, but always made me chuckle.
From Hitch Hikers Guide to the Galaxy:

"The Babel fish is small, yellow and leech-like, and probably the oddest thing in the Universe. It feeds on brainwave energy received not from its own carrier but from those around it. It absorbs all unconcious mental frequencies from this brainwave energy to nourish itself with. It then excretes into the mind of its carrier a telepathic matrix formed by combining the conscious thought frequencies with nerve signals picked up from the speech centres of the brain which has supplied them. The practical upshot of all this is that if you stick a Babel fish in your ear you can instantly understand anything said to you in any form of language. The speech patterns you actually hear decode the brainwave matrix which has been fed into your mind by your Babel fish."

Oolon Colluphid used the Babel fish as the main theme of his best-selling book, Well That About Wraps It Up For God. Colluphid uses the Babel fish as an argument for intelligent design, but then goes further to use it to actually prove God does not exist. The basic argument runs thus:

God refuses to prove that (S)He exists because proof denies faith and without faith God is nothing. Man then counters that the Babel fish is a dead giveaway because it could not have evolved by chance. It therefore proves God exists, but by God's own arguments God does not exist.

God realizes (S)He hadn't thought of that and promptly disappears in a puff of logic.

It should be noted that most leading theologians claim that Colluphid's argument is "a load of dingo's kidneys."
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#3 Posted : 10/12/2010 2:45:44 PM

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I think that really sums it up about as clearly as possible! Humans will always go to great lengths in the name of understanding. It really is noble, and perhaps our "purpose", but the futility is quite laughable. Long live the endless rabbit hole of searching for answers!
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