The other night I was standing in the kitchen looking down at JuneBug:

"What's up baby June?" (or something, I just talk to her about normal stuff)

She looks up at me softly and sweetly and goes 'MOOOOOWWWWW!!!!!" In a deep low voice, really much different than June's voice and probaby a few octaves lower than mine too.

I said, "whaaaaat???" because honestly I was floored, completely astounded at her almost demonic intonation (word?) She sounded like my older brother. Deep and all like a man not a kitty, it didn't fit at all.

So I am asking her "whaaat???" and she looks up and does the exact same voice. "MOOOOOWWWWWWWWW."

I was sort of saying to myself, "This is it, reality as you know it has fallen apart" When I moved my head from being next to the ceiling fan. There was some kind of vertical Bernoulli effect occuring that accounted for the difference in octaves, but let me tell you, before I could make heads or tails of it my kitten had been inhabited by The Demon.

I've never told ya how sweet June's voice, her questions and her statements are prior to this... so I won't now. Picture a sweet baby that looks like a kitty, and never cries or even makes a big deal out of anything.

'Sushi Cats'...

Great Thread!

Jeanus approves!

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What about baby sloth hugs?

Cat vs snow!

http://i.imgur.com/i2N8Z4R.gif

I laughed for a good thirty seconds from this one

Thanks, I needed that.

JuneBug had some crustys on her ear and I thought she'd gotten some pancake batter on her ear and it was real minor but when it spread to her whole ear I said This Won't Do At All because if anything makes my kitty less pretty I'll kill it so I did.

It turns out that Apple Cider Vinegar is purported to be an antibacterial antiviral antifungal. Lots of plant acids are probably because it keeps the plants healthy and they survive and make more plants, but Apple Cider vinegar is something else, what exactly i don't know but hey if the people online were doing it

I scraped this gunk off in the morning and it was back by noon, so I mixed up Apple cider vinegar and Olive oil which also has some nifty anti-baddies properties and promotes skin health and put this salad dressing on her outer ear everywhere that looked affected. She liked it being put on and purred a lot, enjoyed licking it all day which didn't bother me at all, cuz really it could be some Vet medicine that costs over a hundred dollars to get and hurts her belly anyway. But I put some on my head anyway to make her feel good that we were doing something together with purpose. Wouldnt you know it my scalp felt better instantly, not itchy anywhere just tingly and my hair ended up looking healthier later. I never really did just a bar of soap but to be straight I'm never using sham poo again or any crazy soap on my head

Today her ear looks perfect. You should always take your kitty to the vet i guess if youre in doubt which is the standard disclaimer but I don't really agree with that because it turns out that home remedies like this work for ear mites and other infections as well. I try to avoid doctors and dentists and all costs

So that's that. And this is this:

I always rummage through cardboard recycling to build my cats houses like this:


But I need to up my game. Learn some carpentry skills. This is what I want my house to look like

For Pandora's Cat's Head.

Not the 2 different colored contacts though, thats just rediculous