these are great

You know you're a psychonaut when you have a couple of ways of straining your eyes to look closer during close eyed visuals.

Gah!

You know you are a psychonaut when you finally surrender to the bufo alvarius experience.

...you find it hilarious to replace "change" with "changa" in history quotes.

"Life is changa"

You know you are a psychonaut when ...

Your parents ask you why you've returned to their house to harvest the leaves of a tree you planted years ago.
Someone spreads misinformation about a drug and it sends you on a rant.
You save every vial you've ever come in contact with.
You have a snake problem around your house and instead of buying mothballs you sprinkle DMT everywhere.
You're known as the guy of many theories, but has zero evidence towards any of them.
You're tired or having an off day and your friends ask if you're on something.
You have two bongs so you don't accidentally send yourself into a trip.
You have more lab equipment than your local university.
Your house is stocked with solvents but you buy more because they're on sale.
Your mailman mentions how all your packages come from the Netherlands.
You've been standing in the kitchen for 5 seconds or 5 hours, you don't remember which.
You tell your friends you're a practicing shaman.
You buy a chemical because it's being banned in China even though you're never going to take it.
You're not satisfied with your extraction because it's only 96% pure and you need 99.9% pure DMT.
You could no longer see the surface of your scale because it's covered in random powders.
You tell yourself it must be possible to feel this way sober.
You pay in cash when you buy your lye and naphtha so they can't connect you to the purchase.
You let your rye bread get moldy to trip but back out because you're not as crazy as the Romans.
You drink reindeer pee to see if it's active.

SO MUCH THIS.
When your one of your aspirations is achieve hyperspace without the aid of psychedelics.

a walk in the woods might entail full-on flashbacks to mushroom trips

you revisit specific spots because you had a nice feeling on a compound there

you cackle inwardly when occasioinal users say 'mushrooms are so fun!'

concrete never lacks patterns

you can stop vehicles with your mind... wait maybe that's just me

Ouch, some of these are so real .

You know you're a psychonaut when there are more RCs than actual food in the freezer

Bah, these capitalists! It should be cactus, phalaris samples and mushroom tea.

You know you're a Psychonaut when:

- You own at least 3 digital scales in progressively finer increments.

- You have run through "plausible deniability" explanations for every suspicious thing in your kitchen, everything except
the Schedule I's.

- You sometimes worry that your parents will die without having had a psychedelic experience.

- You have a jar in the kitchen devoted to assorted caps and container lids because you never know what might work well on some future
extraction vessel.

- You have pondered the cost of custom framing a blotter art collection you haven't started yet.

You meet a group of burners for the first time and you KNOW you are home, surrounded by true friends and family.

❤️

When friends and family understand you will be "off planet" but will be back tomorow (nasa takes years!)

When you write pages in a notebook explaining how the universe works...but then have to go back later to write "wait no that's what happened last week" and it makes perfect sense

When your "salt" doesn't contain sodium

When your pineal starts vibrating just from the idea of dmt

THE ONE SURE FIRE WAY TO KNOW YOU ARE A PSYCHONAUT....

WHEN YOU CAN LOG ON TO DMT NEXUS AND COMPLETELY UNDERSTAND ALL THE POSTS/THREADS!

You walk past a coffee mug in the kitchen with a tiny pool of wetness in it.
“Did I not take it yet? Is this my wife’s dose? Maybe it’s just water. No. I probably didn’t take it yet.....where’s my partner I should check.”

realized this one this morning

When you wake up cold and the first thing that comes to mind is "OH Shit the mushrooms must be cold!"

When members of the opposite sex suddenly become more attractive when you see them wear tie dye.

When you have trouble walking past a mushroom without bruising it, just to check.

...When you can no longer see outside your windows in winter because of all the houseplants blocking your view.

You see this picture and Fall is not the 1st thing you think about.