I'm afraid, unfortunately, I will live to be about 109. I realize this. I know this. You know how I can know this? Let me tell you how I know this. BECAUSE I DON'T WANT TO. All of my loved ones are going to die before me and I will have to bare though it. I don't want to. I would rather be one of the earlier ones to go. I would rather not watch everyone I know around me drop off one by one. But I'm going to. I know this, because it seems throughout my entire life there have been so many things that have occurred, I recognize and realize that what ever that superior conscience is, it has a tendency to kick me in the arse, humble me a bit more, and teach me lessons whether I want to learn them or not. Bummer.

Hint : smoke a lot of everything (tabac, DMT, MJ) from a aluminium cigar tube carefully sanded inside. And eat only fastfood stuff. Avoid any sort of vegetables to not speak about sport. Of course only drink alcohol never mixed with mineral water, in the worst case only tap water from lead tubes. Coca is an option only if it sinks in an aluminium pot for at least 24 h
I'm sure I forgot some interresting things in that list, please complete. But no cheating, the idea is to find a comfortable "worst way of living".



Well said EZ, so true, so true !
Maybe it's time to open a topic "Death, what do you think, what do you expect"

Glass cigar tube is what I have. Not aluminum. LOL. But hell, while I'm at it I can make it a daily ritual of sucking the exhaust pipe for a minute or two after I start the car in the morning. That ought to make it a sure thing that I'll die by 45.

Has none of you guys tried "the machine"?
There's a thread about it somewhere here. Maybe in the old forum.

Im not sure what all the stigma about lightbulbs and dignity is about...

I tried making a pipe out of a real lightbulb once, just to see, but it didnt work great...hehe

For dimitri I got a pipe off the net, a glorified bulb with glass pipe thingy,
But its sturdy as hell, heats up nice and even...
nice sized chamber. I guess its essentially lightbulb style
works like a charm

besides, I cant really say I have that much dignity, or even remember what it is
when Im using something like this
and everything goes inside-out and upside-down
wooosh!

Its ok to post links to suppliers of ornaments right?