Just want to put this out there, because I feel really stupid although I'm generally pretty well-informed on these things but if this happened to me, I imagine that it could to others.
I'm currently maintaining on a low-dose of methadone, the clinic I go to is pretty good and being in Oregon they will allow me to regularly earn take home doses even though I smoke pot- they recognize the harm-reduction potential in the practice which is pretty cool to me. That said, the bar to do so is a little higher, the qualifications and times between take home privileges are greater with THC positives. So it's taken me quite some time to earn what I have which isn't many since I've only not been homeless for less than a year.
So...last month I went to get my cinnamon raisin bagel and the store was out. Poppyseed is my next favorite and I've eaten one here and there with no ill results. I remember hesitating but then thinking to myself "naw, that's just a
Seinfeld episode, people don't get dirties from eating a poppyseed bagel!" Yeah, well sure enough I went to check on the status of my next take-out earlier this week and the director looked at my record and saw with surprise that my last UA had come up positive for opiates even though I had not used any!

No, really!
The good news is that she is advocating for me to: 1. not lose what I have and 2. continue my track for M-status because we have a good relationship, she knows that I'm exemplary in everything that the place is there for- I came in toothless, blind and homeless, now I have teeth, two eyes, a home and a good career- LOL, I'm not shooting dope. I'm hoping to still be on track, that would suck and really be unfair if not but whatever, that's the way things are at the4se places- I'm used to getting screwed, there's no benefit in getting upset and definitely no solution there.
Today I found out that it did indeed show as morphine which is consistent with seeds. Unfortunately the test is not quantitative other than showing that it is above a certain cut-off in ng's per ml. I don't know what that number is but I'm sure it's pretty low or folks would be getting pretty damn loaded off their bagels (wouldn't that be swell?)
Anyway that's neither here nor there, but really folks just be careful. I do think I ate two of these within a week of taking the test but still.
And I know some of you are still like " yeah sure buddy"

BUT:
If you or any loved ones have any well-being wrapped up in the results of a UA- especially for the courts (holy sh#t
) STAY AWAY FROM POPPYSEEDSI swear to Santa don't respond with any "well, you know...s ", please? I want to slap the next person who 'informs' me where dope comes from.
Sine experientia nihil sufficienter sciri potest -Roger Bacon
*γνῶθι σεαυτόν*