Word!

- Your eyes get as big as saucers as soon as psychedelics are mentioned in conversation

- People back away slowly from you when you join in on the above mentioned conversation

- You make people trip just by being in the same room

- Your pets think you are really strange from time to time

- You only use black lights in your home

- You have a special tripping blanket

- You show up to hyperspace and all the entities are just sitting around and greet you like Norm in the tv series 'Cheers'
(Cheers theme playing in background) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7KtAgAMzaeg

- You overuse emoticons


P.S.
Hey, Mr. Peterson -> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HPqPAKqzx7M

Every single time.

You've been spying on me all along! Sh!t!

- When you look forward to dying to find out if any of the crazy stuff some of us come up with is true

And no, not to be taken as "suicidal".

-You wonder if that stuff is really all that strong, for many hours...

-An alien spaceship lands in your backyard and you're like:"sigh ...those guys again".

-Your diary reads like a book by Hunter S Thompson.

-David Lynch keeps calling you for new ideas.

-Machine elves are having discussions on whether you're real or not.

You may be a psychonaut when you're coming down off some acid and decide to eat a few Doritos, and upon biting down on the first one question yourself as to whether or not you bit it so loud that you just woke up everyone in the house.

... you just out of habit start doing all your dishes with acetone
... you start a journal to document the effects of different changa ingredients

... when your wife wants to get a new house with a basement for your plant lab
... when turning on a blacklight in your kitchen makes it look like a gruesome murder scene
... when you pick random samples of interesting tall looking grasses you find outside and bring them home
... when you take plants with you on your road trips to/from visits with friends and family
... when you have dedicated shelves in the garage for solvents
... when you very carefully pick up moldy fruit after one of your 5x daily fruit inspection and SLOWLY put it in a sealed ziploc bag, treating it like a dangerous level 5 biohazard, and carefully wipe down the area around the mold with 99% IPA.
... You worry sci-hub.xx will be down and smile when you have a working domain
... You rerun psychedelic salon podcasts

...When you question if your lasagne is actually that amazing or if you just dosed your whole family because you used the wrong dish.

This is a funny thread.

“When the smell of mothballs makes your heart race” I can certainly relate to that. I can hardly walk into most backwoods thrift shops with out my stomach dropping just a little bit. My first experience with DMT, I smelled the powder and said”this smells like my grandma!!

How about:

You turn off lights and don’t flush when you pee in order to cut $6 off of your monthly bill but when a $300 vial of LSD is available, you don’t bat an eye and buy three.

😎

You know you're a psychonaut when your pressure cooker costs more than your car.

when Mrs SWIM instinctively steers you away from the succulent section of the local garden centre
when Mrs SWIM pauses and suspiciously asks if the bottle of water in the fridge is actually water

You know you're a psychonaut when.....

as a child, and you heard the word acid, you thought of a dangerous, corrosive substance, and nowadays you immediately think of LSD

You know you're a psychonaut when.....

- You buy drain opening chemichals but don't have any clogs
- You buy aquarium supplies and don't have an aquarium
- You buy canning supplies and don't do any canning
- You buy a turkey baster but you don't make turkey
- You buy lots coffee filers but don't make that much coffee
- You buy janitor grade cleaners but don't clean with them
- You buy stuff at the auto supply store and don't use it for your car
- You buy health supplements but don't use them as supplements
- You buy birdseed but don't feed any birds
- You buy a pressure a cooker but dont cook food with it
- You buy paint thinners but don't paint
- You buy brewing supplies but don't brew
- You buy HCl concrete cleaner but don't clean any concrete

..You see a Native American and wonder if he’s That kind of native
..You consider letting enough bullet ants sting you to experience the psychedelic effects
..There’s more color in your room than a florist’s garden
..you occasionally smoke dmt every day
..You nearly laugh out loud when a hardware store has everything you were looking for all around town, but then realize it would look fishy to buy it all at once so you buy some now and come back when someone else is working to buy the rest
..You’re just making soap
..The guy at Lowe’s tells you they don’t sell lye anymore because people were making drugs with it and you have to try hard to look surprised and mildly disgusted at the thought of such criminal mischief.
..Your thought of revenge on another is a well packaged brownie from their secret admirer
..You realize your Cat has been taking care of You
..You look for the new shoe smell car freshener because new car smell isn’t quite what you’re looking for
..You stare at the fruit in a grocery store for a suspiciously long time
..You pinch every mushroom you find
..The sight of a German Shepard has a very grounding effect
..Your secrets keep you safe
..You haven’t listened to the radio in years

I've been there

Dammit!! You've been spying on me all along!!