Come what may
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I never wanted to believe that my Dad was stealing from his job as a road worker. But when I got home, all the signs were there. "In the universe there is an immeasurable, indescribable force which shamans call intent, and absolutely everything that exists in the entire cosmos is attached to intent by a connecting link." ~Carlos Castaneda
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David: You know how I know that you're gay? Cal: How? David: You have a rainbow bumper sticker on your car that says, "I love it when balls are in my face." There is only this and now. What this is exists as one.
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A nurse pulls a thermometer from her pocket & says "Some arsehole's got my pen".
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Boundary condition
 
Posts: 8617 Joined: 30-Aug-2008 Last visit: 07-Nov-2024 Location: square root of minus one
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I was recently inspired to write some Shakespearean verse after being overcome by fumes emitted from a current-sensing liquid which could be applied using a ballpoint-pen. High on Bic paint ammeter. “There is a way of manipulating matter and energy so as to produce what modern scientists call 'a field of force'. The field acts on the observer and puts him in a privileged position vis-à-vis the universe. From this position he has access to the realities which are ordinarily hidden from us by time and space, matter and energy. This is what we call the Great Work." ― Jacques Bergier, quoting Fulcanelli
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Posts: 634 Joined: 02-Dec-2017 Last visit: 11-Aug-2024 Location: The unfeeling, dark chrysalis of matter
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Don't know what the source of this is, but: Quote:It's all fun and games until someone loses an "I".
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Posts: 3090 Joined: 09-Jul-2016 Last visit: 03-Feb-2024
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I don't know if this qualifies as a joke, but i think alex jones is going to be president of the united states one day. To american standards he's acting pretty "presidential".
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Long live the world in peace, prosperity, and freedom from suffering
Posts: 1299 Joined: 24-Sep-2018 Last visit: 07-Apr-2020 Location: I see you Mara
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I met a guy at the bus stop today that told me that if I'd suck his dick he'd give me this watch Todo lo que quiero es que me recuerdes siempre así...amándote. Mantay kuna kayadidididi~~Ayahuasca shamudididi. Silence ○ Shiva ◇ eternal Purusha. What we have done is establish the rule of authority in silence. Silence is the administrator of the universe. In silence is the script of Natural Law, eternally guiding the destiny of everyone. The Joy of Giving ♡See the job. Do the job. Stay out of the misery.♡May this world be established with a sense of well-being and happiness. May all beings in all worlds be blessed with peace, contentment, and freedom.This mass of stress visible in the here & now has sensuality for its reason, sensuality for its source, sensuality for its cause, the reason being simply sensuality.
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Boundary condition
Posts: 8617 Joined: 30-Aug-2008 Last visit: 07-Nov-2024 Location: square root of minus one
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FranLover wrote:I met a guy at the bus stop today that told me that if I'd suck his dick he'd give me this watch That's a nice watch, would you like some shoes to go with it? “There is a way of manipulating matter and energy so as to produce what modern scientists call 'a field of force'. The field acts on the observer and puts him in a privileged position vis-à-vis the universe. From this position he has access to the realities which are ordinarily hidden from us by time and space, matter and energy. This is what we call the Great Work." ― Jacques Bergier, quoting Fulcanelli
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Long live the world in peace, prosperity, and freedom from suffering
Posts: 1299 Joined: 24-Sep-2018 Last visit: 07-Apr-2020 Location: I see you Mara
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downwardsfromzero wrote:FranLover wrote:I met a guy at the bus stop today that told me that if I'd suck his dick he'd give me this watch That's a nice watch, would you like some shoes to go with it? Thanks for the offer, but I have no feet! Todo lo que quiero es que me recuerdes siempre así...amándote. Mantay kuna kayadidididi~~Ayahuasca shamudididi. Silence ○ Shiva ◇ eternal Purusha. What we have done is establish the rule of authority in silence. Silence is the administrator of the universe. In silence is the script of Natural Law, eternally guiding the destiny of everyone. The Joy of Giving ♡See the job. Do the job. Stay out of the misery.♡May this world be established with a sense of well-being and happiness. May all beings in all worlds be blessed with peace, contentment, and freedom.This mass of stress visible in the here & now has sensuality for its reason, sensuality for its source, sensuality for its cause, the reason being simply sensuality.
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Posts: 1288 Joined: 22-Feb-2014 Last visit: 16-Mar-2024
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I got some feet... today, only, I'll make an offer you wouldn't want to refuse... Oh, no.... my dick is fine. I want that watch! Sometimes it's good for a change. Other times it isn't.
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Boundary condition
Posts: 8617 Joined: 30-Aug-2008 Last visit: 07-Nov-2024 Location: square root of minus one
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I was disappointed to find out that Instagram has nothing to do with ordering drug deliveries online (AFAIK). “There is a way of manipulating matter and energy so as to produce what modern scientists call 'a field of force'. The field acts on the observer and puts him in a privileged position vis-à-vis the universe. From this position he has access to the realities which are ordinarily hidden from us by time and space, matter and energy. This is what we call the Great Work." ― Jacques Bergier, quoting Fulcanelli
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Fly with the sea birds and sh!t
Posts: 960 Joined: 18-May-2019 Last visit: 15-Jan-2024 Location: The cool side of the pillow
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ETERNAL wrote:David: You know how I know that you're gay?
Cal: How?
David: You have a rainbow bumper sticker on your car that says, "I love it when balls are in my face." I love that movie! “You think that’s air you’re breathing?” -Morpheus
“Whoa fellas, I’m feeling kinda bowling ball-ish.” -Leopold Butters Stoch
It’s got what plants crave. -Brawndo
Magic is here for us all to feel. Naming it isn’t what makes it real.
Running around for us all to know, noticing isn’t what makes it so... -Avett Brothers
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Posts: 1856 Joined: 07-Sep-2012 Last visit: 12-Jan-2022
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My child doesn't want to eat meat. With what can i replace it? ''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''A dog. A dog loves meat.
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Boundary condition
Posts: 8617 Joined: 30-Aug-2008 Last visit: 07-Nov-2024 Location: square root of minus one
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I found out today why they had to replace the set on "The Wizard of Oz". There was some wear over the rainbow. “There is a way of manipulating matter and energy so as to produce what modern scientists call 'a field of force'. The field acts on the observer and puts him in a privileged position vis-à-vis the universe. From this position he has access to the realities which are ordinarily hidden from us by time and space, matter and energy. This is what we call the Great Work." ― Jacques Bergier, quoting Fulcanelli
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Posts: 1045 Joined: 12-Mar-2010 Last visit: 11-Jun-2024 Location: Urf
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I was meditating the other day, and I *finally* arrived at the present moment!!! Glad I don't have to do THAT again! From the unspoken
Grows the once broken
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I wanted to post a joke about sodium, but I was like Na, people won't understand.
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Did you hear about the Chameleon that couldn't change color? He had a reptile dysfunction 🦎
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Boundary condition
Posts: 8617 Joined: 30-Aug-2008 Last visit: 07-Nov-2024 Location: square root of minus one
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I recently tried reacting thiazyl fluoride with tungsten - but let me warn you, the product is NSFW... “There is a way of manipulating matter and energy so as to produce what modern scientists call 'a field of force'. The field acts on the observer and puts him in a privileged position vis-à-vis the universe. From this position he has access to the realities which are ordinarily hidden from us by time and space, matter and energy. This is what we call the Great Work." ― Jacques Bergier, quoting Fulcanelli
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