I had a dream the other day, and i think it may very well have been a premonition: The president of the united states adressed the U.N. general assembly, and he did this by defecating on the tribune of the U.N. assembly hall and uttering the words:"I don't wanna say bad things about god, because i realy like god, i like him and he's a great guy, but i think i now clearly demonstrated that i'm the better creator. And i have more money than he has, and he's a moron and he's got an ugly face, his hair is stupid and he's got a fat ass, and he's a pathetic loser, and my penis is bigger than his. My penis is the biggest penis in the world, and it's realy huge and so fantastic. My penis is just so incredibly big, they can't even measure it, that's how big it is. They tried to measure it but they said: it's too big, we can't measure it. And it's bigger than this whole building we're in right now, that's how big it is. And i guess i should show you people how big it is, but i'm too modest. I should show it, but i can't because i'm just too modest for that. I'm the most modest guy in the universe. I'm so modest. You wouldn't believe how modest i am. Everybody Always says: he's so modest, i can't believe how modest this guy is. And i realy didn't want to bring it up, but i just wanted to bring it up because i think somebody should bring it up, so i did and i said it and i brought it up and i said it and so i did it".
Does anybody of you think that this is a very improbable scenario?