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DeDao
#1 Posted : 5/25/2013 2:50:36 AM

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This is a fun game I used to play with friends. It is where one person starts off a story with a few words and the next person finishes the sentence or adds a few words and lets the next person add more. It will eventually create the most funny stories you have ever heard.

The linearity of the story is irrelevant. Just have fun! I will start.

I was walking down the street when..
"Think more than you speak"
"How do you get rid of the pain of having pain in the first place? You get rid of expectations"
"You are everything that is. Open yourself to the love and understanding that is available."
"To see God, you have to have met the Devil."
"When you know how to listen, everyone becomes a guru."
" One time, I didn't do anything, and it was so empty... Almost as if I wasn't doing anything. Then I wrote about it. It was fulfilling."
 

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#2 Posted : 5/25/2013 2:51:50 AM

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I was walking down the street when I realized I forgot my...
 
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#3 Posted : 5/25/2013 2:52:36 AM

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I was walking down the street when I realized I forgot my ham burger I was planning on eating that day for lunch
"Think more than you speak"
"How do you get rid of the pain of having pain in the first place? You get rid of expectations"
"You are everything that is. Open yourself to the love and understanding that is available."
"To see God, you have to have met the Devil."
"When you know how to listen, everyone becomes a guru."
" One time, I didn't do anything, and it was so empty... Almost as if I wasn't doing anything. Then I wrote about it. It was fulfilling."
 
DeDao
#4 Posted : 5/25/2013 2:54:23 AM

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I was walking down the street when I realized I forgot my ham burger I was planning on eating that day for lunch so I reached down and ate some dandelions. While I was looking down, I noticed a frog, I named him Kikker..
"Think more than you speak"
"How do you get rid of the pain of having pain in the first place? You get rid of expectations"
"You are everything that is. Open yourself to the love and understanding that is available."
"To see God, you have to have met the Devil."
"When you know how to listen, everyone becomes a guru."
" One time, I didn't do anything, and it was so empty... Almost as if I wasn't doing anything. Then I wrote about it. It was fulfilling."
 
DeDao
#5 Posted : 5/25/2013 2:58:09 AM

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I was walking down the street when I realized I forgot my ham burger I was planning on eating that day for lunch so I reached down and ate some dandelions. While I was looking down, I noticed a frog, I named him Kikker. But the frog replied, "That's not my name!" I was quite startled that my frog has spoken, but despite my shock I smacked him so hard the 5meo came out and said "YES IT IS!"...
"Think more than you speak"
"How do you get rid of the pain of having pain in the first place? You get rid of expectations"
"You are everything that is. Open yourself to the love and understanding that is available."
"To see God, you have to have met the Devil."
"When you know how to listen, everyone becomes a guru."
" One time, I didn't do anything, and it was so empty... Almost as if I wasn't doing anything. Then I wrote about it. It was fulfilling."
 
DeDao
#6 Posted : 5/25/2013 3:05:22 AM

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I was walking down the street when I realized I forgot my ham burger I was planning on eating that day for lunch so I reached down and ate some dandelions. While I was looking down, I noticed a frog, I named him Kikker. But the frog replied, "That's not my name!" I was quite startled that my frog has spoken, but despite my shock I smacked him so hard the 5meo came out and said "YES IT IS!

Then I woke up, because I would never, ever smack a frog. I went outside to sit with the amphibians in the garden, singing ".. I thought about how weird of a dream that was. I saw a tree with one apple so I decided to climb it!..
"Think more than you speak"
"How do you get rid of the pain of having pain in the first place? You get rid of expectations"
"You are everything that is. Open yourself to the love and understanding that is available."
"To see God, you have to have met the Devil."
"When you know how to listen, everyone becomes a guru."
" One time, I didn't do anything, and it was so empty... Almost as if I wasn't doing anything. Then I wrote about it. It was fulfilling."
 
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#7 Posted : 5/25/2013 3:05:32 AM

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oops too late
 
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#8 Posted : 5/25/2013 6:54:59 AM

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I was walking down the street when I realized I forgot my ham burger I was planning on eating that day for lunch so I reached down and ate some dandelions. While I was looking down, I noticed a frog, I named him Kikker. But the frog replied, "That's not my name!" I was quite startled that my frog has spoken, but despite my shock I smacked him so hard the 5meo came out and said "YES IT IS!

Then I woke up, because I would never, ever smack a frog. I went outside to sit with the amphibians in the garden, singing ".. I thought about how weird of a dream that was. I saw a tree with one apple so I decided to climb it!

On my way up the trunk of the massive oak, I noticed a large squirrel glowering down at me. I couldn't help notice that the rodent strongly resembled...
 
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#9 Posted : 5/25/2013 9:01:33 AM

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I was walking down the street when I realized I forgot my ham burger I was planning on eating that day for lunch so I reached down and ate some dandelions. While I was looking down, I noticed a frog, I named him Kikker. But the frog replied, "That's not my name!" I was quite startled that my frog has spoken, but despite my shock I smacked him so hard the 5meo came out and said "YES IT IS!

Then I woke up, because I would never, ever smack a frog. I went outside to sit with the amphibians in the garden, singing ".. I thought about how weird of a dream that was. I saw a tree with one apple so I decided to climb it!

On my way up the trunk of the massive oak, I noticed a large squirrel glowering down at me. I couldn't help notice that the rodent strongly resembled...'a pussy cat'! Surprised

I asked the 'pussy squirrel'
'Hey, you wouldn't happen to know if this tree has active bark would you?'

The pussy squirrel exclaimed...
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#10 Posted : 5/25/2013 11:01:49 AM

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I was walking down the street when I realized I forgot my ham burger I was planning on eating that day for lunch so I reached down and ate some dandelions. While I was looking down, I noticed a frog, I named him Kikker. But the frog replied, "That's not my name!" I was quite startled that my frog has spoken, but despite my shock I smacked him so hard the 5meo came out and said "YES IT IS!

Then I woke up, because I would never, ever smack a frog. I went outside to sit with the amphibians in the garden, singing ".. I thought about how weird of a dream that was. I saw a tree with one apple so I decided to climb it!

On my way up the trunk of the massive oak, I noticed a large squirrel glowering down at me. I couldn't help notice that the rodent strongly resembled...'a pussy cat'! Surprised

I asked the 'pussy squirrel'
'Hey, you wouldn't happen to know if this tree has active bark would you?'

The pussy squirrel exclaimed, "zibbiddy zaggazag blzzergert flobidal aycincatagormatical, epistemic transtipcality up in der kosmic sploosh baby, ugh! Get it".

I took that to be an affirmative, I mean, the squirrel had to have learnt to speak elvish somewhere right? So I sat down before the tree, to commune with the tree and ask it for kind permission when
"Whoever undertakes to set himself up as a judge of Truth and Knowledge is shipwrecked by the laughter of the gods." Albert Einstein

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#11 Posted : 5/25/2013 12:59:35 PM

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I was walking down the street when I realized I forgot my ham burger I was planning on eating that day for lunch so I reached down and ate some dandelions. While I was looking down, I noticed a frog, I named him Kikker. But the frog replied, "That's not my name!" I was quite startled that my frog has spoken, but despite my shock I smacked him so hard the 5meo came out and said "YES IT IS!

Then I woke up, because I would never, ever smack a frog. I went outside to sit with the amphibians in the garden, singing ".. I thought about how weird of a dream that was. I saw a tree with one apple so I decided to climb it!

On my way up the trunk of the massive oak, I noticed a large squirrel glowering down at me. I couldn't help notice that the rodent strongly resembled...'a pussy cat'! Surprised

I asked the 'pussy squirrel'
'Hey, you wouldn't happen to know if this tree has active bark would you?'

The pussy squirrel exclaimed, "zibbiddy zaggazag blzzergert flobidal aycincatagormatical, epistemic transtipcality up in der kosmic sploosh baby, ugh! Get it".

I took that to be an affirmative, I mean, the squirrel had to have learnt to speak elvish somewhere right? So I sat down before the tree, to commune with the tree and ask it for kind permission when
I was confronted by a tree spirit! This tree spirit said I must under go 3 trials; one of which was an intense psychedelic dose of its bark! The other two being...
"Think more than you speak"
"How do you get rid of the pain of having pain in the first place? You get rid of expectations"
"You are everything that is. Open yourself to the love and understanding that is available."
"To see God, you have to have met the Devil."
"When you know how to listen, everyone becomes a guru."
" One time, I didn't do anything, and it was so empty... Almost as if I wasn't doing anything. Then I wrote about it. It was fulfilling."
 
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#12 Posted : 5/26/2013 11:45:44 AM

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I was walking down the street when I realized I forgot my ham burger I was planning on eating that day for lunch so I reached down and ate some dandelions. While I was looking down, I noticed a frog, I named him Kikker. But the frog replied, "That's not my name!" I was quite startled that my frog has spoken, but despite my shock I smacked him so hard the 5meo came out and said "YES IT IS!

Then I woke up, because I would never, ever smack a frog. I went outside to sit with the amphibians in the garden, singing ".. I thought about how weird of a dream that was. I saw a tree with one apple so I decided to climb it!

On my way up the trunk of the massive oak, I noticed a large squirrel glowering down at me. I couldn't help notice that the rodent strongly resembled...'a pussy cat'! Surprised

I asked the 'pussy squirrel'
'Hey, you wouldn't happen to know if this tree has active bark would you?'

The pussy squirrel exclaimed, "zibbiddy zaggazag blzzergert flobidal aycincatagormatical, epistemic transtipcality up in der kosmic sploosh baby, ugh! Get it".

I took that to be an affirmative, I mean, the squirrel had to have learnt to speak elvish somewhere right? So I sat down before the tree, to commune with the tree and ask it for kind permission when I was confronted by a tree spirit! This tree spirit said I must under go 3 trials; one of which was an intense psychedelic dose of its bark! The other two being...to retrieve a single eagle feather from an eagle's nest. The other was to discover the salmon of knowledge and find out the next stage of my journey
“My brain is only a receiver. In the Universe there is a core from which we obtain knowledge, strength, inspiration. I have not penetrated into the secrets of this core, but I know it exists.”

— Nikola Tesla
 
DeDao
#13 Posted : 5/26/2013 1:59:13 PM

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I was walking down the street when I realized I forgot my ham burger I was planning on eating that day for lunch so I reached down and ate some dandelions. While I was looking down, I noticed a frog, I named him Kikker. But the frog replied, "That's not my name!" I was quite startled that my frog has spoken, but despite my shock I smacked him so hard the 5meo came out and said "YES IT IS!

Then I woke up, because I would never, ever smack a frog. I went outside to sit with the amphibians in the garden, singing ".. I thought about how weird of a dream that was. I saw a tree with one apple so I decided to climb it!

On my way up the trunk of the massive oak, I noticed a large squirrel glowering down at me. I couldn't help notice that the rodent strongly resembled...'a pussy cat'! Surprised

I asked the 'pussy squirrel'
'Hey, you wouldn't happen to know if this tree has active bark would you?'

The pussy squirrel exclaimed, "zibbiddy zaggazag blzzergert flobidal aycincatagormatical, epistemic transtipcality up in der kosmic sploosh baby, ugh! Get it".

I took that to be an affirmative, I mean, the squirrel had to have learnt to speak elvish somewhere right? So I sat down before the tree, to commune with the tree and ask it for kind permission when I was confronted by a tree spirit! This tree spirit said I must under go 3 trials; one of which was an intense psychedelic dose of its bark! The other two being...to retrieve a single eagle feather from an eagle's nest. The other was to discover the salmon of knowledge and find out the next stage of my journey.

I immediately took on the first challenge and ripped the bark straight off the tree and ate a few grams. This made me puke for hours, also it made me have the most psychedelic deja vu dream experience I have ever had. I swear I met this tree and had to have a challenge just to commune with this tree.. The weirdest dream. I soon realized there was no line between reality and dream and continued to retrieve the feather I was now after!
"Think more than you speak"
"How do you get rid of the pain of having pain in the first place? You get rid of expectations"
"You are everything that is. Open yourself to the love and understanding that is available."
"To see God, you have to have met the Devil."
"When you know how to listen, everyone becomes a guru."
" One time, I didn't do anything, and it was so empty... Almost as if I wasn't doing anything. Then I wrote about it. It was fulfilling."
 
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#14 Posted : 5/28/2013 5:39:17 PM

Everything I say is purely hypothetical


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I was walking down the street when I realized I forgot my ham burger I was planning on eating that day for lunch so I reached down and ate some dandelions. While I was looking down, I noticed a frog, I named him Kikker. But the frog replied, "That's not my name!" I was quite startled that my frog has spoken, but despite my shock I smacked him so hard the 5meo came out and said "YES IT IS!

Then I woke up, because I would never, ever smack a frog. I went outside to sit with the amphibians in the garden, singing ".. I thought about how weird of a dream that was. I saw a tree with one apple so I decided to climb it!

On my way up the trunk of the massive oak, I noticed a large squirrel glowering down at me. I couldn't help notice that the rodent strongly resembled...'a pussy cat'! Surprised

I asked the 'pussy squirrel'
'Hey, you wouldn't happen to know if this tree has active bark would you?'

The pussy squirrel exclaimed, "zibbiddy zaggazag blzzergert flobidal aycincatagormatical, epistemic transtipcality up in der kosmic sploosh baby, ugh! Get it".

I took that to be an affirmative, I mean, the squirrel had to have learnt to speak elvish somewhere right? So I sat down before the tree, to commune with the tree and ask it for kind permission when I was confronted by a tree spirit! This tree spirit said I must under go 3 trials; one of which was an intense psychedelic dose of its bark! The other two being...to retrieve a single eagle feather from an eagle's nest. The other was to discover the salmon of knowledge and find out the next stage of my journey.

[b]I immediately took on the first challenge and ripped the bark straight off the tree and ate a few grams. This made me puke for hours, also it made me have the most psychedelic deja vu dream experience I have ever had. I swear I met this tree and had to have a challenge just to commune with this tree.. The weirdest dream. I soon realized there was no line between reality and dream and continued to retrieve the feather I was now after!
After what seemed like several hours (but in reality could have been a few minutes) I came across the largest redwood I had ever seen. The bark was guiding me at this point and who was I to argue! Staring up through the tangled canopy I could make out the eagles nest that I knew I had to reach. Fortunately the bark had given me the power of flight (i think!)
“My brain is only a receiver. In the Universe there is a core from which we obtain knowledge, strength, inspiration. I have not penetrated into the secrets of this core, but I know it exists.”

— Nikola Tesla
 
DeDao
#15 Posted : 5/28/2013 6:31:46 PM

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I was walking down the street when I realized I forgot my ham burger I was planning on eating that day for lunch so I reached down and ate some dandelions. While I was looking down, I noticed a frog, I named him Kikker. But the frog replied, "That's not my name!" I was quite startled that my frog has spoken, but despite my shock I smacked him so hard the 5meo came out and said "YES IT IS!

Then I woke up, because I would never, ever smack a frog. I went outside to sit with the amphibians in the garden, singing ".. I thought about how weird of a dream that was. I saw a tree with one apple so I decided to climb it!

On my way up the trunk of the massive oak, I noticed a large squirrel glowering down at me. I couldn't help notice that the rodent strongly resembled...'a pussy cat'! Surprised

I asked the 'pussy squirrel'
'Hey, you wouldn't happen to know if this tree has active bark would you?'

The pussy squirrel exclaimed, "zibbiddy zaggazag blzzergert flobidal aycincatagormatical, epistemic transtipcality up in der kosmic sploosh baby, ugh! Get it".

I took that to be an affirmative, I mean, the squirrel had to have learnt to speak elvish somewhere right? So I sat down before the tree, to commune with the tree and ask it for kind permission when I was confronted by a tree spirit! This tree spirit said I must under go 3 trials; one of which was an intense psychedelic dose of its bark! The other two being...to retrieve a single eagle feather from an eagle's nest. The other was to discover the salmon of knowledge and find out the next stage of my journey.

I immediately took on the first challenge and ripped the bark straight off the tree and ate a few grams. This made me puke for hours, also it made me have the most psychedelic deja vu dream experience I have ever had. I swear I met this tree and had to have a challenge just to commune with this tree.. The weirdest dream. I soon realized there was no line between reality and dream and continued to retrieve the feather I was now after!
After what seemed like several hours (but in reality could have been a few minutes) I came across the largest redwood I had ever seen. The bark was guiding me at this point and who was I to argue! Staring up through the tangled canopy I could make out the eagles nest that I knew I had to reach. Fortunately the bark had given me the power of flight (i think!)

I thought about flying as much as I could but I couldn't help but firmly plop my butt on the wet grass beneath the tree.. I WAS HUNGRY.. Those dandelions didn't hold me for long!
"Think more than you speak"
"How do you get rid of the pain of having pain in the first place? You get rid of expectations"
"You are everything that is. Open yourself to the love and understanding that is available."
"To see God, you have to have met the Devil."
"When you know how to listen, everyone becomes a guru."
" One time, I didn't do anything, and it was so empty... Almost as if I wasn't doing anything. Then I wrote about it. It was fulfilling."
 
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#16 Posted : 5/30/2013 7:35:16 PM

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I was walking down the street when I realized I forgot my ham burger I was planning on eating that day for lunch so I reached down and ate some dandelions. While I was looking down, I noticed a frog, I named him Kikker. But the frog replied, "That's not my name!" I was quite startled that my frog has spoken, but despite my shock I smacked him so hard the 5meo came out and said "YES IT IS!

Then I woke up, because I would never, ever smack a frog. I went outside to sit with the amphibians in the garden, singing ".. I thought about how weird of a dream that was. I saw a tree with one apple so I decided to climb it!

On my way up the trunk of the massive oak, I noticed a large squirrel glowering down at me. I couldn't help notice that the rodent strongly resembled...'a pussy cat'! Surprised

I asked the 'pussy squirrel'
'Hey, you wouldn't happen to know if this tree has active bark would you?'

The pussy squirrel exclaimed, "zibbiddy zaggazag blzzergert flobidal aycincatagormatical, epistemic transtipcality up in der kosmic sploosh baby, ugh! Get it".

I took that to be an affirmative, I mean, the squirrel had to have learnt to speak elvish somewhere right? So I sat down before the tree, to commune with the tree and ask it for kind permission when I was confronted by a tree spirit! This tree spirit said I must under go 3 trials; one of which was an intense psychedelic dose of its bark! The other two being...to retrieve a single eagle feather from an eagle's nest. The other was to discover the salmon of knowledge and find out the next stage of my journey.

I immediately took on the first challenge and ripped the bark straight off the tree and ate a few grams. This made me puke for hours, also it made me have the most psychedelic deja vu dream experience I have ever had. I swear I met this tree and had to have a challenge just to commune with this tree.. The weirdest dream. I soon realized there was no line between reality and dream and continued to retrieve the feather I was now after!
After what seemed like several hours (but in reality could have been a few minutes) I came across the largest redwood I had ever seen. The bark was guiding me at this point and who was I to argue! Staring up through the tangled canopy I could make out the eagles nest that I knew I had to reach. Fortunately the bark had given me the power of flight (i think!)

From the ground I attempted to leap up, but the opposite happened, I sank into the earth. It was dark as I descended into the topsoil, then more rocky layers until finally I landed in a huge subterranean cave. I was able to see now due to an abundance of glowing...
 
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#17 Posted : 5/31/2013 2:32:01 PM

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I was walking down the street when I realized I forgot my ham burger I was planning on eating that day for lunch so I reached down and ate some dandelions. While I was looking down, I noticed a frog, I named him Kikker. But the frog replied, "That's not my name!" I was quite startled that my frog has spoken, but despite my shock I smacked him so hard the 5meo came out and said "YES IT IS!

Then I woke up, because I would never, ever smack a frog. I went outside to sit with the amphibians in the garden, singing ".. I thought about how weird of a dream that was. I saw a tree with one apple so I decided to climb it!

On my way up the trunk of the massive oak, I noticed a large squirrel glowering down at me. I couldn't help notice that the rodent strongly resembled...'a pussy cat'! Surprised

I asked the 'pussy squirrel'
'Hey, you wouldn't happen to know if this tree has active bark would you?'

The pussy squirrel exclaimed, "zibbiddy zaggazag blzzergert flobidal aycincatagormatical, epistemic transtipcality up in der kosmic sploosh baby, ugh! Get it".

I took that to be an affirmative, I mean, the squirrel had to have learnt to speak elvish somewhere right? So I sat down before the tree, to commune with the tree and ask it for kind permission when I was confronted by a tree spirit! This tree spirit said I must under go 3 trials; one of which was an intense psychedelic dose of its bark! The other two being...to retrieve a single eagle feather from an eagle's nest. The other was to discover the salmon of knowledge and find out the next stage of my journey.

I immediately took on the first challenge and ripped the bark straight off the tree and ate a few grams. This made me puke for hours, also it made me have the most psychedelic deja vu dream experience I have ever had. I swear I met this tree and had to have a challenge just to commune with this tree.. The weirdest dream. I soon realized there was no line between reality and dream and continued to retrieve the feather I was now after!
After what seemed like several hours (but in reality could have been a few minutes) I came across the largest redwood I had ever seen. The bark was guiding me at this point and who was I to argue! Staring up through the tangled canopy I could make out the eagles nest that I knew I had to reach. Fortunately the bark had given me the power of flight (i think!)

From the ground I attempted to leap up, but the opposite happened, I sank into the earth. It was dark as I descended into the topsoil, then more rocky layers until finally I landed in a huge subterranean cave. I was able to see now due to an abundance of glowing purple and green quartz-like crystals that towered over my head, throbbing rhythmically and generating this high-pitched sound which rose in frequency as I approached them. It was almost more than I could stand, but I felt compelled to...
 
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#18 Posted : 5/31/2013 3:02:31 PM

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I was walking down the street when I realized I forgot my ham burger I was planning on eating that day for lunch so I reached down and ate some dandelions. While I was looking down, I noticed a frog, I named him Kikker. But the frog replied, "That's not my name!" I was quite startled that my frog has spoken, but despite my shock I smacked him so hard the 5meo came out and said "YES IT IS!

Then I woke up, because I would never, ever smack a frog. I went outside to sit with the amphibians in the garden, singing ".. I thought about how weird of a dream that was. I saw a tree with one apple so I decided to climb it!

On my way up the trunk of the massive oak, I noticed a large squirrel glowering down at me. I couldn't help notice that the rodent strongly resembled...'a pussy cat'! Surprised

I asked the 'pussy squirrel'
'Hey, you wouldn't happen to know if this tree has active bark would you?'

The pussy squirrel exclaimed, "zibbiddy zaggazag blzzergert flobidal aycincatagormatical, epistemic transtipcality up in der kosmic sploosh baby, ugh! Get it".

I took that to be an affirmative, I mean, the squirrel had to have learnt to speak elvish somewhere right? So I sat down before the tree, to commune with the tree and ask it for kind permission when I was confronted by a tree spirit! This tree spirit said I must under go 3 trials; one of which was an intense psychedelic dose of its bark! The other two being...to retrieve a single eagle feather from an eagle's nest. The other was to discover the salmon of knowledge and find out the next stage of my journey.

I immediately took on the first challenge and ripped the bark straight off the tree and ate a few grams. This made me puke for hours, also it made me have the most psychedelic deja vu dream experience I have ever had. I swear I met this tree and had to have a challenge just to commune with this tree.. The weirdest dream. I soon realized there was no line between reality and dream and continued to retrieve the feather I was now after!
After what seemed like several hours (but in reality could have been a few minutes) I came across the largest redwood I had ever seen. The bark was guiding me at this point and who was I to argue! Staring up through the tangled canopy I could make out the eagles nest that I knew I had to reach. Fortunately the bark had given me the power of flight (i think!)

From the ground I attempted to leap up, but the opposite happened, I sank into the earth. It was dark as I descended into the topsoil, then more rocky layers until finally I landed in a huge subterranean cave. I was able to see now due to an abundance of glowing purple and green quartz-like crystals that towered over my head, throbbing rhythmically and generating this high-pitched sound which rose in frequency as I approached them. It was almost more than I could stand, but I felt compelled to...DANCE
"Think more than you speak"
"How do you get rid of the pain of having pain in the first place? You get rid of expectations"
"You are everything that is. Open yourself to the love and understanding that is available."
"To see God, you have to have met the Devil."
"When you know how to listen, everyone becomes a guru."
" One time, I didn't do anything, and it was so empty... Almost as if I wasn't doing anything. Then I wrote about it. It was fulfilling."
 
 
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