Yeah this one was like something unheard of to me, but I remember the whole thing so vividly.

30mg freebase, darkened room all except the LED's on a keyboard, CD player and alarm clock. The substance was evaporated in a bong over ash.

Standard stuff so far, got that rushing feeling and quite strong it was, gotta put it down, gotta put it down, cool... lean back, open eye visuals of scary long neck dinosaur. Ooh! That's a bit shocking, I'm going to close my eyes.
Now in this new inner environment there was indeed no dinosaur. But I was indeed inside a UV burger bar. No question. Counter, menus at the top, grills, a couple of stools. Then to my left appears a strange face made up of a gooey/electrical squiggle. So I'm thinking "Cool! I've made contact". This male entity was talking physically in a high pitch voice, quite similar to phone conversations in old cartoons but with the attitude of a drunken Scotsman who was telling his friends about his latest budget package holiday. It's about at this time I realize he's pretty annoying, so I start looking around at the decor in this fancy burger bar, which as far as burger bars go was not at all bad. However I couldn't shake off this highly annoying voice, no matter how hard I tried. I was literally queuing for a burger with a noisy annoying guy behind me in line. At this point I might as well have been. So with a very unimpressed look on my face I open my eyes to be in the room where I smoked, but I can still hear this annoying voice. After about 5 minutes he stopped talking.

This was the weirdest trip I've ever had on anything. The drug was very much in full swing but yet I felt no joy, fear or any kind of anxiety as all that I was doing was waiting for the annoying guy to stop talking. Granted when I opened my eyes my room was looking xtra crazy and I still had a nice afterglow, but no one's ever told me DMT can take you somewhere to get a quarter cheese.

So any of you guys eat at this place before?

Were the burgers good?

If so is that annoying guy always there?

Would you bring a friend?

Yeah, retarded entities can be met sometimes. SWIM has met one once, as described in this thread.

And it seemed that other people have met retarded nonsense entities. I think they are sort of like hyperspace jokers. Ah, the joke's on you most of the times.

Yes, I once ended up in a dusty old pub but there was nobody there. Amazing how completely banal it can be.
Very funny report, thanks!

A Mayan guy in a blue spacesuit lead me thru a cave into a nice sandwich place with leather and wood seating booths. The waitress in the cupboard brought me a sandwich and a pair of hands proceeded to fold it up and squish it into a big mess. I ended up spiraling around in an orange glow, thinking that I was dead, before I got better and came home ;]

SWIM's had voices and entities that resemble irritating spectators or even tourists (?).... Just be aggressive and lay down the law, that's about the best advice SWIM can give.

IT was EXACTLY like that. But I had that thing where in public you have to be polite and didn't say anything.

Tourist though... that's spot on!

Maybe he was a synchronised hyperspace member? heh

I once met the flying dutchman. And he was on fire.

The bastard! Revoke his privileges!