An adventurous rogue, willing to explore every crevice of human experience. I enjoy linguistics and pastries- both of which encapsulate the idea that we're all the same organism, writhing in excellence, exacting a crude form of telepathy with physical articulations.
Cheese danishes.
"He and his other friends all bought Katanas off of the internet. They have named their swords and sheaths after girls they have crushes on, and do battle with each other."