ahahahah Ha! I knew those elite fuckers were blowing smoke up each others asses.

I had a good laugh and it made me start my day smiling. thanks for the April fools joke Nexus.

Although it does bare some resemblance to a butt-dildo, the only reason I knew this one had to fake was because the don't make hollow glass butt-dildos, could you imagine what would happen if one of those broke

honestly what i thought happened was:

y'all do have a secret forum (kinda should have one) and y'all had been making up threads for us and they were meant to be shown to us in this manner. thing is, there really was a glitch and some of y'alls "secret" threads ended up showing, too. so i thought that some were real and some were fake.

yeah...i take thoughts very far...

This was my favorite by far.

@antrocles, still waiting on those photos!

so the temporary hyperspace I visited while waiting for the update today was a placebo... ? wtf guys

Yeah. Especially since the topic was started by Endlessness. Beautiful!

Firstly kudos on the good joke! I laughed my ass off!
It was a bit scary 'till I realized the date.
I know a couple of guys who recently woke up with laser sites on their chests because they just got busted. They are going away for quite a bit longer than 54 months.
I have always operated with maximum security. My friends call me paranoid -- always hiding the glass before I leave the house. I think of myself as an optimizer; if I can be more secure, I will do so.
This has been a wakeup call. I will now be browsing the nexus behind a tor onion router.
I do trust The Traveler's good security measures but WHAT IF?

Speaking of blowing smoke up holes, here is something from a PM I sent during the april fools mayhem:




I AM THE TRUE INSPIRATION FOR THE GVG!

come on... april fools? i think you guy need to grow up a little, you think we would be a little more evolved than that.

I wondered a little over a week ago whether the nexus would pull an april fools gag (oddly enough, this exact scenario is what I was imagining), but figured we tend to take ourselves a little too seriously for that on this forum... so when I saw the Elite dawgs forum appear, I grinned from ear to ear. When I browsed the topics and mouse-over previews of the posts, I could not stop laughing. It really made my day.


I think I'd prefer not to evolve beyond the ability to take a step back and be a little goofy from time to time. Levity, like many things, is good in moderation

For anyone who has been locked up (well maybe not every single one, but most) there is an intimately linked fear response. It is not rational and it is part of the FIGHT RUN OR DIE part of our brain. If you see anything about being locked up your mind goes into over drive shitting itself in pure terror. That's basic human behavior. So I can see how this would have absolutely terrified some people in a few ways. I have never been locked up, but other stuff has happened to me that if I think about to much I get chills to run up my spine.

I thought it was funny, but yeah I feel for people like I.am. I won't claim to know how frighting it must be, but I know that panic, that basic fear is never ever pleasant.

I know jk jk april fools.
I myself love being goofy you gotta be the one way to keep sane.

Yeah, that was a good one!

Think about it though, if the DEA had hacked the site, would they show it by creating an elaborate subforum full of phony posts? Hmmmm?

LMFAO!!! before, i only read the title of threads, and didn't know there was the little rollover screen previews. just finished reading them all; almost every single one was so hilarious!
I love the "Best drugs to drive under the influence," "ACCIDENTALLY 'THUMB-PRINTED' MY NEIGHBOR'S KID....HELP!!!" and "Moderator Orgy"

I have been sacked by some fine satire in the past, and for me, I find it a healthy reminder to step back, take a breath, and remember to not take things too seriously. Nothing is ever so bad if you can find it in you to laugh. This was done in the spirit of playful nonsense.

I think it was hysterical and it also took me a moment to realize whats going on

The most funny part of the whole story: Almost everyone knew what was going on but we still tried to fool us nevertheless.

Lol i was thinking about taking this further with fakw warnings that my friends been busted after the nexus hack lol

I´m glad i didnt since it might had freaked people off even further.

lmao, that would've been hilarious in retrospect but also scary for many

Yes. I agree. Does not compute. Humor is only for apes. Beep beep. Click clack. Any sufficiently evolved being has no place for humor in their society. Beep Bloop. Mister Spock is my hero. There is a good reason you never see the buddha smiling. Humor is badd. Bleep blip.