Hi there and welcome to the Nexus!
No need to swim/swiy/whatever here, friend, we all know you are or aren't you.
In regards to the right place to post, as a new member you are restricted to posting in a few select areas. Generally after a few genuine posts, it becomes possible to get promoted to full membership, which allows you to post anywhere in the forum! Completing the questionnaire can also help lead to faster promotion...
Anyway, it is nice to have you here! May you find everything you are looking for!
-The Grateful One-
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