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Which ones you thought were the funniest ones? 
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Hug46 What condition must be met for an alkaloid loan from the New World Organization bank? ANSWER clean underwear and a full set of teeth 3rdI Invent a new color and name it. ANSWER scoof, its the colour of that damn dress when viewed with a head full of magic  Please do not PM tek related questions Reserve the right to change your mind at any given moment.
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urtica (2) => Q: What condition must be met for an alkaloid loan from the New World Organization bank? A: Um, I think this is a joke, but they probably want lots of money and a picture ID, maybe proof of your illuminati membership? WEM (2  => Q: If someone asked you to participate in a ritual involving the sacrifice of human infants in order to feast on their pineals (mmmmmm sweet, sweet pineals), how would you respond and why? A: I'd probably figure out a way to report it to the police and get that shit busted for iilegal activities... because it's immoral to eat humans? What an unexpected question mrwiggle (5) => Q: You have just discovered that The Traveler has been kidnapped by Freemason brujos. Briefly share the Icaro you would sing to bring him back safely. A: da da dey dey dey, wings of elohim wrap trav in safety da dey dey dey, wings of metatron fly trav home da da dohm dohm dohm null24 (91) => Q: Name 3 of the most commonly used colormetric reagents. A: Fuck this, I'll come back some other day, you win. wow there goes an hour of my life. hope you enjoyed it, I'm just pissed. find a new joke, guys this one sucks. 02:57:10 ‹Kikker›null24 (120) => Q: If you could have any superpower, what would it be? A: log in power
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Benzyme (2) => Q: What condition must be met for an alkaloid loan from the New World Organization bank? A: confidentiality
MultiDimensionalTherapy (9) => Q: What is kikkers legendary life advice? A: is this really for real? i can imagine how you guys are laughing in the chat with the answers.... who the hell is kikkers?
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Quote:null24moabed: (91) => Q: Name 3 of the most commonly used colormetric reagents. A: Fuck this, I'll come back some other day, you win. wow there goes an hour of my life. hope you enjoyed it, I'm just pissed. find a new joke, guys this one sucks. If you could have heard the pop when my brain exploded. And i knew it was yer damn joke the whole time, just when.. . Does. .. It. .. End. .. Oh. Sine experientia nihil sufficienter sciri potest -Roger Bacon
*γνῶθι σεαυτόν*
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benzyme wrote:QUESTION
You have just discovered that The Traveler has been kidnapped by Freemason brujos. Briefly share the Icaro you would sing to bring him back safely.
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mission impossible theme "Facts do not cease to exist because they are ignored." -A.Huxley
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endlessness wrote:
02:57:10 ‹Kikker›null24 (120) => Q: If you could have any superpower, what would it be? A: log in power
best  The Bavarians are an uncouth but sociable folk, they would prefer have wood hacked on them rather than be brought to a state of rebellion; but if you should seize or spoil their beer, they will revolt more wildly than any other folk.
QUESTION: What common materials are soluble in acetone?
ANSWER: Styrofoam
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All of tats keyboard bashing was cracking me up, I could feel his frustration seeping through  hhjjkdhgjdkhgk
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pavs (29) => Q: Name 3 ongoing projects of the DMT Nexus. A: ODPC (One-DMT-Per-Child), WDO (World DMT Organization) and UDC (Ultimate DMT Championship)
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endlessness wrote:pavs (29) => Q: Name 3 ongoing projects of the DMT Nexus. A: ODPC (One-DMT-Per-Child), WDO (World DMT Organization) and UDC (Ultimate DMT Championship) i was just about to add that... xD We need to start these projects immediately. If there is no learning, there is no change.
If there is no change, there is no growth.
Without growth, we will only stagnate and decompose.
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meister eder (4 => Q: Make an onomatopoeia for kikkers mating call A: To my best knowlede the kikkers mating call is deadly for mammals. Therefore there are no available records. Instead i`m going to provide you with the onomatopoeia for a dogs mating call. Its wuff. Again and again. If there is no learning, there is no change.
If there is no change, there is no growth.
Without growth, we will only stagnate and decompose.
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pavs (60) => Q: Who was the first person (in the modern industrialized world) to discover that freebase DMT could be smoalked? A: Have no idea what smoalking is. If there is no learning, there is no change.
If there is no change, there is no growth.
Without growth, we will only stagnate and decompose.
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14:35:10 ‹Kikker›anonenium (7) => Q: What alkaloids are present in "jungle spice"? A: well its known as melange, we extract it from the poop of these giant worms out in the desert, it turned out eyes solid blue, makes us think were immortal and gives us control of a technology that allows us to move between interstellar bodys in seconds (although we sometimes forget our body along the way ). it depends on the source material and the method of extraction but one of them makes you see giant worms rising out of the desert. Please do not PM tek related questions Reserve the right to change your mind at any given moment.
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wearepeople (24) => Q: What's new pussy cat? A: some sort of drug for straight people I'm guessing.
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bub (31) => Q: Why did the toad cross the road? A: He was being chased by James Oroc 
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kohoutek (49) => Q: Why do birds suddenly appear, every time you are near? A: i smell a little bit like bird seed
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endlessness wrote:pavs (29) => Q: Name 3 ongoing projects of the DMT Nexus. A: ODPC (One-DMT-Per-Child), WDO (World DMT Organization) and UDC (Ultimate DMT Championship) This one is pretty solid. If your religion, faith, devotion, or self proclaimed spirituality is not directly leading to an increase in kindness, empathy, compassion and tolerance for others then you have been misled.
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anonenium (54) => Q: State your favorite 3 drugs A: i plead the 5th If there is no learning, there is no change.
If there is no change, there is no growth.
Without growth, we will only stagnate and decompose.
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duggskullery (36) => Q: How would you respond if you were asked to participate in operations to gain intel on The Shroomery? What about Bluelight? A: I'm here for knowledge, not espionage.
thefredsta (2) => Q: What condition must be met for an alkaloid loan from the New World Organization bank? A: I wish I knew the answer, but I would be genuinely interested to know
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Not I
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endlessness wrote:bub (31) => Q: Why did the toad cross the road? A: He was being chased by James Oroc That is pretty solid as well. I know it's wrong to use yourself.. but my answer to this question was: Quote:Cause the hippy was trying to extract 5 methoxy DMT from him. If your religion, faith, devotion, or self proclaimed spirituality is not directly leading to an increase in kindness, empathy, compassion and tolerance for others then you have been misled.
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