Hello everyone,
I've been intrigued by phalaris for a long time, same with crab grass, so now that my grandma is on a vacation and i have to spend the night over at her place to care for the house i thought to give it a shot. You might wanna read through this if you are willing to help a newbie out or just interested in my results...
So i went out and harvested some wild phalaris along with some crab grass. The time of the day is also important but you have to believe me i have limitations in this matter (and tons of others as you will see) so i had to harvest it at 22:00 (10 pm). I have gotten a handful of them so now i went to the paper where i wrote my instructions as following:
-juice the plant material
-boil it
-add vinegar or some kind of acid
-evap (??)
-base it
-add alcohol
-get the liquid out and evap again
-try in SMALL quantities!!!
So first things first, i cant juice it, so i just tore the grass into smaller pieces and put it into a pot and started boiling it. Here comes the first tricky part, i have had no idea how long i should boil, how much vinegar i should add, when i should get the plant material out. So i used 3 different pots to try my luck.
After boiling i added about 350 ml vinegar to one pot, and 6 limonene (i think it is limonene in english..) to the other pot. Since i did not know if i should still boil it or evap slowly i had the limonene one evapping slowly but still warm and the other one besides this one boiling.
After a while i got the plant material out, it was no longer green but brown, and i was left with some brownish orangeish tea.
So now i evapped this and when i got a small amount of oily goo that was brown i knew i had to base it ("but not brake it down"

and again, i had no idea what amount of baking soda i should add... So i added some to the first one, and a lot to the second one. The reaction was suprising. There was sooooo much foam in the second pot that it almost got out! I could barely keep it in. So after waiting a while i knew alcohol was in order.
Again a tricky part, i had no 70% alcohol and only 90% so what i did is i mixed it with schnapps that contained 40% alcohol. To be honest i think this did the trick because some stuff in the alcohol slowly went down and some lighter oily stuff came up.
After this i put the pots back on and evaporated it on some heet.
I was left with some brownish goo that smelled funny and looked about the same as all the other pictures you can see of brownish goo. Thing is, i got a lot of it, much much more than you ppl. So i got scared and jamies "i tested only a small amount because of obvious reasons" kept ringing in my ear. I was a bit scared to try this out but wanted to check my creation anyways so i did.
Another side note, i had NO crack pipe. Or bong. Not even a joint. So what i did was i got a spoon, i put some very small amount (aye, no scale either) of brown goo on it, and lighted it up from below and slowly inhaled the smoke.
Nothing.... Another try with more... Nothing....
And that is my report, this went on through the night till i tested all the pots (i actually had three different pots) and i got no results whatsoever. So i knew i screwed it up somewhere.
On a side note, when i let the flame touch the brownish goo it turned white first and started some crazy reaction than it turned black and hard.
Here are some pictures:
LINK TAKEN OUT BY MODERATOR FOR ANONYMITY REASONSI am looking forward for any replies to be honest, but it would be nice if someone could point out the errors that i made throughout this.