With a little modification
1st RULE: You do not talk about SPICE CLUB.
2nd RULE: You DO NOT talk about SPICE CLUB.
3rd RULE: If someone says "stop" or goes limp, taps out the spice is over.
4th RULE: Only one guy to a spice.
5th RULE: One spice at a time.
6th RULE: No shirts, no shoes.
7th RULE: Spice will go on as long as it has to.
8th RULE: If this is your first night at SPICE CLUB, you HAVE to SPICE.
Well, y'know, it's like this experience that I had was like, y'know, erm, it was kind of the most profound experience I've had in me life, like