I'd sign up to hit the bong they study

I've also thought about this after a friend of mine left his bong water sitting around for a few weeks.
When I wanted to throw it out and clean it one day he got mad and said I was going to destroy the civilisation he had created, sure enough there were weird coloured spores, algaes and some odd little things swimming around in the chamber (think they were mosquito larvae) we left it for a few weeks longer but the water evaporated and his civilisation succumb to drought and famine. But seriously I wondered what the hell had grown in the bottom of that bong. Surely something that can grow in a tar rich enviroment must be pretty hardy.
Peace
Sonorous fractal manifestastions,
birthing golden vibrations,
that echo through folds of space & time,
ferry my soul closer to God