spinCycle wrote:And if you call in the next ten minutes we'll also cure you of one other addiction of your choice for free... but wait, there's more... for the first 100 callers we'll also include the Ginsu Psychic Knife Set... cuts through Ennui and other psychic ailments like it cuts through this rusty old beer can, yet also trims Existential Angst like it slices through this rotting old reactionary politician, er... I mean tomato.
In any case, call today and be cured of all your questioning, seeking ways. You too can be a Regular Joe (or Jill) and become a fully functional drone who can play your assigned part in society without all of those annoying questions and suspicions eating away at your soul. You too can take comfort and security from your membership in Consumer Society or the religion of your (parent's) choice.
Don't delay, do it today!
This wins the whole thread
