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#21 Posted : 10/18/2010 8:53:02 PM

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Buster: I love that joke, i'd forgotten it

soulfood wrote:
I always liked the one about the Dyslexic, Agnostic, Insomniac who stayed up all night wondering if there was a Dog.

That is an extremely high brow joke, Soulfood and as such I think you should be given the chocolate badge of supreme wisdom but doesn't the agnostic in him realise that the existence of god is unprovable? that kinda adds a 1/3 downforce to your other 2/3rds of the joke... like quarks
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#22 Posted : 12/20/2010 12:10:39 AM

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Why couldn't the lifeguard save the hippie?

He was too far out, man!
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why do people think that pirates are so mean?

because they argh...
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#24 Posted : 12/20/2010 1:21:27 AM

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A Buddhist walks up to a hot dog vendor and says, "Make me one with everything."
 
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#25 Posted : 12/20/2010 3:06:49 AM

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Why can't Buddha vacuum in the corner??

Because he didn't have any attachments!! Very happy
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#26 Posted : 12/20/2010 3:45:04 AM

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The Pot Paradox, an empty bowl needs to be filled, a full bowl needs to be emptied

“Right here and now, one quanta away, there is raging a universe of active intelligence that is transhuman, hyperdimensional, and extremely alien... What is driving religious feeling today is a wish for contact with this other universe.”
― Terence McKenna
 
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#27 Posted : 12/20/2010 6:20:30 PM

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xtechre wrote:
The Pot Paradox, an empty bowl needs to be filled, a full bowl needs to be emptied


profound man, but its not a joke
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ॐ भूर्भुव: स्व: तत्सवितुर्वरेण्यं । भर्गो देवस्य धीमहि, धीयो यो न: प्रचोदयात्
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