I'm going to teach you how to make a quick yopo snuff using a microwave.
Its very simple

SWIM microwaved 25 yopo seeds until the shell expanded and the fruit inside was dry and crumbly.
The shells were removed and the seed was ground up on the coffee table with a rock until the seeds were a fine dust. That dust was then mixed with cannabis ashes and baking soda, about half n half and a couple drops of water were formed to make a paste on a dinnerplate.

Heres the fun part.

SWIM microwaved the paste for 35 seconds until the wated evaporated and then another 25 seconds until dry.

And then, SWIM rolled up a piece of cardboard and placed a generous portion of the mixture into it,
Put his thumb over the one end and the other end up his nose and just let 'er blow up his nostril and let it sit in his sinuses for 5mins.

SWIM did not get sick, but got a weird sensation of being made out if rubber throughout his whole body. About 10 minutes into it, the weird feeling subsided and is now replaced with an LSD/Mescaline/Psilocybin like high where colors and patterns become more apperant and you become more aware of your surroundings.

I meant to keep is short and sweet but SWIM has been proper tripping now for the past hour and a half. I had to elaborate on SWIM's experience so I got right into detail about how he is feeling.

I hope this TEK proves handy for every impatient yopo snuffer out there

Much luv peace ☮

Sure, you can do this, my thing is, that the finest vilcas I've ever tasted take the most patience, and the longest to make...they get better and better the more you work them and ferment it, and give adequate time for reactions to complete and to rest.....however I appreciate your inguinuity! I love people who get creative and leave preconceived notions out of the picture, and if no one was brave enough to experiment, we wouldn't have so much of the great knowledge that we do have!...but I also appreciate the traditional wisdom..have you tried this side by side with a traditionally prepared vilca? I'd be curious to know how the two compared for you! Peace Love and light

Namaste! ☮