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dreamer042
#481 Posted : 3/7/2017 9:24:39 PM

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22:21:25 ‹Adept1›Ok, just accept that everything sucks. The only thing with value is sleep and death, in that order.
Row, row, row your boat, Gently down the stream. Merrily, merrily, merrily, merrily...

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dreamer042
#482 Posted : 3/12/2017 10:35:20 PM

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23:29:34 ‹boogerz›my penis is almost 2ft long lol
23:30:22 ‹boogerz›i should take some pics and shere soon
Row, row, row your boat, Gently down the stream. Merrily, merrily, merrily, merrily...

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boogerz
#483 Posted : 3/21/2017 11:20:59 PM

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dreamer042 wrote:
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23:29:34 ‹boogerz›my penis is almost 2ft long lol
23:30:22 ‹boogerz›i should take some pics and shere soon

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boogerz
#484 Posted : 4/12/2017 2:17:16 AM

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03:14:43 ‹fluhdoobel›Has a mod ever gotten out of line and there was a mod war?

Big grin Big grin Big grin
 
RhythmSpring
#485 Posted : 4/22/2017 9:03:03 PM

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22:00:51 ‹nexal› ever since I started taking LSD, I've been able to guess people's debit card pin
From the unspoken
Grows the once broken
 
nexalizer
#486 Posted : 5/18/2017 9:50:14 PM

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22:48:47 ‹eg› i wanted to take more dck while i was high
22:48:54 ‹nexalizer› you dog

Embarrased Embarrased Embarrased Embarrased Embarrased Embarrased Big grin
This is the time to really find out who you are and enjoy every moment you have. Take advantage of it.
 
RhythmSpring
#487 Posted : 5/28/2017 7:46:03 AM

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08:43:43 ‹The Pers›well, i was in the crayz house and i knew i wasnt cryza
08:43:55 ‹The Pers›but i was crayze
08:44:05 ‹The Pers›this is crayzseing me up
08:44:09The Pers changed nickname to safrol
08:44:10 ‹aruse›lol
08:44:10 ‹RhythmSpring›lol
08:44:16 ‹Intezam›lol
08:44:27 ‹RhythmSpring›lol
08:44:32 ‹safrol›lol
From the unspoken
Grows the once broken
 
nexalizer
#488 Posted : 6/26/2017 10:09:03 PM

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23:05:46 ‹CosmicLion›when i was 18 i was in a 2 guy 2 girl situation (no homo) and couldnt get it up due to the 4 tabs of MDMA\MDA... i just put an icecube in her pussy instead
23:05:47Nereus left the room (Timeout)
23:05:49 ‹CosmicLion›tru story
23:05:49 ‹nexal›speed is nice too for sex eh
23:05:54 ‹espahbodforghani›sexing it with speed should be good
23:05:58 ‹nexal›LOL cosmic
23:06:08 ‹espahbodforghani›CosmicLion LOL
23:06:20 ‹rolsaf›LOL
23:06:24 ‹espahbodforghani›dayumn
This is the time to really find out who you are and enjoy every moment you have. Take advantage of it.
 
Koornut
#489 Posted : 7/3/2017 8:17:43 AM

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08:47:33 ‹Dreamer047›we come from the planet
08:47:37 ‹Dreamer047›Za - la ~
08:49:47 ‹s-e›nice, me too!
08:50:31 ‹Dreamer047›Oh?
08:50:35 ‹Dreamer047›And tell me
08:50:39 ‹Dreamer047›Fellow zalathian
08:50:46 ‹Dreamer047›What is the sacred oath ov za la ?
08:52:16 ‹Dreamer047›thats right, It is silence.
08:52:29 ‹Dreamer047›Hails to you fellow zalathian
08:53:01 ‹Dreamer047›Do not tell the earth people of our plans
09:07:32 Dreamer047 left the room (Timeout)
Inconsistency is in my nature.
The simple PHYLLODE tek

I'm just waiting for these bloody plants to grow
 
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#490 Posted : 7/3/2017 8:28:45 AM
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RhythmSpring wrote:
08:43:43 ‹The Pers›well, i was in the crayz house and i knew i wasnt cryza
08:43:55 ‹The Pers›but i was crayze
08:44:05 ‹The Pers›this is crayzseing me up
08:44:09The Pers changed nickname to safrol
08:44:10 ‹aruse›lol
08:44:10 ‹RhythmSpring›lol
08:44:16 ‹Intezam›lol
08:44:27 ‹RhythmSpring›lol
08:44:32 ‹safrol›lol


Laughing Laughing
 
Jees
#491 Posted : 7/3/2017 10:33:35 AM

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There were many more of them, they are coming !!! Shocked
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AcaciaConfusedYah
#492 Posted : 7/5/2017 5:54:08 PM

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18:41:05 ‹AcaciaConfusedYah›my friends were all saying it and i had no idea why
18:41:14 ‹DeDao›you wake up one day
18:41:18 ‹DeDao›and everyone now says asuh dude
18:41:22 ‹DeDao›Asuh dud
18:41:26 ‹AcaciaConfusedYah›i figured they were just mocking stoners
18:41:26 ‹DeDao›\/
18:41:30 ‹DeDao›Razz
18:41:49 ‹AcaciaConfusedYah›which.... is pretty much what is happening
18:41:59 ‹DeDao›hehe
18:42:15 ‹AcaciaConfusedYah›asuh
18:42:18 ‹AcaciaConfusedYah›doo
18:42:32 ‹Yumi›a sudden doo
18:42:39 ‹AcaciaConfusedYah›LOLOLOL
18:42:44 ‹AcaciaConfusedYah›i like yumi's
18:42:50 ‹DeDao›me too
18:42:52 ‹DeDao›lets make that a meme
18:42:54 ‹Yumi›These are not welcome in public
18:43:03 ‹Yumi›as they can be very embarrasing
18:43:03 ‹AcaciaConfusedYah›A sudden doo
18:43:08 ‹Yumi›Very happy
18:43:33 ‹AcaciaConfusedYah›have a picture of this guy with this just like horrid look on his face like in a public park around children
18:43:42 ‹Yumi›lol
18:43:47 ‹DeDao›"a sudden doo"
18:43:48 ‹AcaciaConfusedYah›clenching his legs together
18:44:15 ‹Yumi›haha
18:44:30 ‹AcaciaConfusedYah›just kinda waving
18:44:49 ‹Yumi›wondering were the nearest bathroom is
18:44:49 ‹DeDao›that would be da bess
18:44:55 ‹DeDao›lol
18:45:03 ‹AcaciaConfusedYah›LOL <3 nexus
18:45:36 ‹DeDao›#waiting for that meme
Sometimes it's good for a change. Other times it isn't.
 
safrol
#493 Posted : 7/6/2017 12:00:30 AM

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AcaciaConfusedYah wrote:
‹DeDao›#waiting for that meme

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dreamer042
#494 Posted : 8/1/2017 3:27:46 PM

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16:25:40 ‹AcaciaConfusedYah›when you're on a fence, take a trip; but when you're on a trip, don't take offense!
Row, row, row your boat, Gently down the stream. Merrily, merrily, merrily, merrily...

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melotikaci
#495 Posted : 8/1/2017 3:40:33 PM

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16:25:40 ‹AcaciaConfusedYah›when you're on a fence, take a trip; but when you're on a trip, don't take offense!

that's deep
 
dreamer042
#496 Posted : 8/14/2017 8:59:45 PM

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21:58:42 ‹Espurrr›a mescalito and a lazy bever and a magician walk into a bar, the bartender asks "do you need a drink?" they all answer simultaneously, "what the f*** is a bartender doing in hyperspace?"
Row, row, row your boat, Gently down the stream. Merrily, merrily, merrily, merrily...

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Espurrr
#497 Posted : 8/18/2017 2:09:25 PM

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15:08:06 ‹EntreNous›if you imagine that cool feeling that a good piece of music gives you, then rub that on your soul until it sighs, that's Harmala

Razz
 
Espurrr
#498 Posted : 8/18/2017 9:21:35 PM

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22:16:36 ‹letmeloveyou›already heating up...
22:16:44 ‹aruse›...double the dose again?
:19:23 ‹EntreNous›this is kinda like pacing the room while your friend gives birth

Razz
 
Yumi
#499 Posted : 8/21/2017 5:01:47 AM

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05:53:49 ‹Tmcgee›Does anyone watch regular show or adventure time when they trip?
05:55:11 ‹dreamer042›the show behind your eyelids is quite a bit moar interesting Pleased


Dreamer042 wins

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Ulim
#500 Posted : 9/8/2017 2:11:46 AM

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02:59:54 ‹Ulim›IM YUMI AND THIS IS JACKASS! TODAY WE GON SMOALK CRAYONS!
03:00:05 ‹Yumi›right
 
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