I could take issue with the subtle plot holes, or the absurdly out-of-place jokes, or the seemingly manufactured connection to the rest of the Marvel universe, but the punchline is that this was the most inspired work of art that I have ever seen. To quote Adam Carolla, it looks like a thousand artists worked a hundred years on this thing. It's like a team of philosophers and the CGI artists who made the spacetime matrix scene in Interstellar were given a billion dollars and told to go make the movie of their dreams. This is like the dubstep of movies: It is opening doors to an artistic renaissance. Oh yeah, and MJ was involved during my viewing in a standard movie theatre.
Every day I am thankful that I was introduced to psychedelic drugs.