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BongWizard

#1
Posted : 6/15/2015 3:51:30 PM

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I imagine it goes something like this:

Entity 1: what's happening, man?
Entity 2: not much. Thinking about climbing mount hyperspace today. Wanna come with?
Entity 1: no way. You know I don't walk! Plus the DMT is way too thin up there. Screw mountains, I know how we can really get high.
Entity 2: oh yeah? What you got?
Entity 1: just made up a new batch of air.
Entity 2: really? What's in this one?
Entity 1: about 3 quarters nitrogen 20ish% oxygen, a shot of CO2 and a dash of argon. Got the recipe off the O2-Nexus.
Entity 2: wow! Not just oxy? You really put a bit into this one man.
Entity 1: yeah, they say the nitrogen really makes it pop, and the others are what they call "synergistic."
Entity 2: so how do we smoalk this shit?
Entity 1: with this machine. (Pulls out a compressed air cylinder) Made it outta parts off the hyperspace ship. (Takes a big hit and passes the machine)
Entity 2: sweeeeet! (Takes a hit of air)........ HOLY FUCKIN SHIT!
Entity 1: what happened, dude? What did you see?
Entity 2: I saw a human, man. He was freaking out! He was so clear and plain looking... Weird...
Entity 1: yeah, wearin clothes and having one face, strange stuff.
Entity 2: Do you think there's more of them out there?
Entity 1: yeah man! I just saw a dozen or so, all drinking stuff and freakin out, except one. He almost looked like us, bro. But man their breathe stank like... Shit what did it smell like?
Entity 2: hey, are humans real, dude?
Entity 1: I dunno man, but what is real is the lessons they teach us about how NOT to live our lives.
Entity 2: yeah, I guess that makes them real on some level.
Entity 1: AIR! That's what their breathe smelled like. Air... Wait a minute, if they smelt like air.... Are WE real, bro?

Laughing

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#2
Posted : 6/15/2015 8:55:39 PM

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Entity 1 : Hi Ho, hi ho, it's off to work we go.

Entity 2 : Steve, what are you doing?

Entity 1 : What? I'm working.

Entity 2 : Stop it, you are daydreaming again.

Meanwhile in reality, Frank Churchill writes the songs for Snow White and the seven dwarves.

[Enter Yahwe.]

Entity 1 &2 : Hey!

Yahwe : (sigh) hey guys.

Entity 2 : what's wrong buddy?

Yahwe : it doesn't matter.

Entity 1 : oh come on Y, you can tell us.

Yahwe : I feel a little oppressed right now, like somehow I'm not needed. I better go now, it's all going down in reality for me at the moment.

Entity 1 : (whispers) what a Debbie downer.

Entity 2 : right?

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#3
Posted : 6/15/2015 9:11:27 PM

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BongWizard wrote:

This made me laugh, clever idea! Great post! Big grin

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Posted : 6/16/2015 2:03:08 PM

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BongWizard wrote:

That sounds like some good air!

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spinCycle

#5
Posted : 6/16/2015 2:34:21 PM

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Careful folks, air is a gateway drug. Next thing you know yoe're hooked on water.

That stuff will mess you up.

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#6
Posted : 6/16/2015 4:35:28 PM

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Quote:

What do the entities talk about when we're not there to hear them?

Business as usual. Cool

That being none of my business. Smile

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Skip the manual, now, where's the master switch?

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#7
Posted : 6/16/2015 4:59:52 PM

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Entity 1 to Entity 2: when do you think Lindsay Lohan will return to hyperspace?

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nemesauce

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Posted : 6/16/2015 5:31:53 PM

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Ufostrahlen wrote:

Entity 1 to Entity 2: when do you think Lindsay Lohan will return to hyperspace?

Lol!

Entity 2 to entity 1: forget Lohan! Wait till you meet my buddy Charlie Sheen, he's got this stuff called "tiger blood", it will knock your socks off!

nemesauce

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Posted : 6/17/2015 3:26:25 AM

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Ufostrahlen wrote:

Entity 1 to Entity 2: when do you think Lindsay Lohan will return to hyperspace?

Now I get the joke in its entirety Embarrased

https://www.dmt-nexus.me/forum/d...&m=647283#post647283

Metanoia

#10
Posted : 6/17/2015 5:54:40 AM

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spinCycle wrote:

Next thing you know yoe're hooked on water.

That stuff will mess you up.

I had a good laugh at all that dihydrogen monoxide stuff a while ago. Laughing

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#11
Posted : 6/17/2015 7:06:47 AM

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nemesauce wrote:

Ufostrahlen wrote:

Entity 1 to Entity 2: when do you think Lindsay Lohan will return to hyperspace?

Now I get the joke in its entirety Embarrased

https://www.dmt-nexus.me/forum/d...&m=647283#post647283

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#12
Posted : 6/17/2015 12:31:11 PM

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Metanoia wrote:

spinCycle wrote:

Next thing you know yoe're hooked on water.

That stuff will mess you up.

I had a good laugh at all that dihydrogen monoxide stuff a while ago. Laughing

Hah!

TGO

#13
Posted : 8/30/2015 4:09:15 AM

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Bump!

I can't help it! I seriously love this! Cracks me up every time!

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