13:49:47 ‹Global›4 guys on LSD walk into a chatroom. The bartender says, "do you have the time?" The first one agrees he does have the time. The second one looks at his watch, but cannot discern the time. The third one assumes that the time is in the second one's watch. The fourth one doesn't acknowledge the concept of time

And that is how today became LSDay it seems.


Kind regards,

The Traveler

19:46:53 ‹любовь вечна›"whoever said dogs shouldnt take Bufo was clearly not a dog on Bufo"

16:04:11 ‹Anahata›man
16:04:12 ‹Anahata›here
16:04:15 ‹Anahata›the man of this house
16:04:18 ‹Anahata›is crazy
16:04:19 ‹Anahata›ahahaha
16:04:26 ‹Anahata›i was cleaning some clothes in the garden
16:04:33 ‹Anahata›with common soap full of toxics
16:04:42DansMaTete left the room (Timeout)
16:04:49 ‹Anahata›and I asked him advice not to throw it to the plants
16:04:57 ‹Anahata›and he said he is giving soap to each plant
16:04:59 ‹Anahata›and they are amazing
16:05:03 ‹Anahata›ahahaha i cannot understand

02:18:41 ‹Ringworm›"Police said they confiscated over $10,000 in cash, five crack pipes and a baby alligator." and THIS is why I refuse to live in Florida.

This was the article I was referencing....
http://stuppid.com/arres...g-golden-tickets-heaven/

It's just too damn funny to not read it.

There is nothing unlawful in the USA about selling tickets to Heaven. It's quite common in fact in various forms.

It's funny, but it is a parody article.

http://www.snopes.com/me...otnews/goldentickets.asp

00:48:23 ‹RhythmSpring›slow chat
00:48:42 ‹RhythmSpring›slow cat
00:49:12 ‹RhythmSpring›a poem by RhythmSpring
00:49:35 ‹RhythmSpring›Thank you
00:49:37 ‹Tatt›in a hat
00:49:41 ‹Tatt›in the back
00:49:43 ‹Tatt›of the rack
00:49:47 ‹Tatt›gettin a snack
00:49:58RhythmSpring beatboxes
00:50:04 ‹Tatt›:$:
00:50:14 ‹Tatt›its me tat
00:50:19 ‹RhythmSpring›
00:50:20 ‹Tatt›i gotcha back
00:50:26 ‹Tatt›with this rap
00:50:28 ‹Tatt›
00:50:29 ‹endlessness›ratt-a-tatt
00:50:30 ‹Tatt›ok im done
00:50:43 ‹Tatt›
00:50:51 ‹Tatt›end on the mic
00:50:54 ‹Tatt›doin it tonight]
00:51:05 ‹Tatt›ok i gotta stop, this is terrible
00:51:11 ‹Tatt›back to food
00:51:39 ‹endlessness›thats because my rhymes dont match, only slight..ly
00:51:42 ‹RhythmSpring›do what you do best
00:51:55 ‹RhythmSpring›mah name is Slight Lee
00:52:09 ‹endlessness›ima nun-chuck ya like bruce lee
00:52:12 ‹endlessness›eternally
00:52:25 ‹Tatt›
00:52:30 ‹endlessness›LOL
00:52:37 ‹endlessness›I think we'd make the worse rapper trio ever
00:52:51 ‹Tatt›ahhh this is going in chat quotes

00:25:22 ‹alivedead›so very much is giant wet burrito

Your winning if you are is a giant wet burrito

16:39:53 ‹spractral›so yeah, im trying to learn to make myself laugh again because ive realized my seriousness not only scares other people but its starting to scare me
16:39:54 ‹alkan0id›you live by the toad, you die by the toad
16:39:54DeDao should my spirit shed naked and soar away?
16:39:59 ‹mattimus›kikker should i make some pu-erh?
16:39:59 ‹Kikker›Yes
16:40:05 ‹spractral›and its getting to the point.. its laughable

02:28:02 ‹Global›humor rides on alternate meanings, and tangential thought which acid systematically fosters
02:28:44 ‹Global›combine tangential thought with energetic euphoria and whammo: you've got yourself a comedian
02:33:38 ‹Global›when you add an extra person on acid, now they are creating tangents of your tangents. It's like things get exponentially more hilarious the more people on acid you add to a situation

03:35:16 ‹soulfood› u need to have your shit in line ... then tryptamines are fine

Totally my excuse. I got a sense of humor simply because LSD proved to me without a doubt that everything is absurd. I learned this early and it stuck.

00:33:13 ‹Praxis.›drugz turn your brain to mush
00:33:18 ‹Praxis.›didntchaknow?
00:33:21 ‹AcaciaConfusedYah›i like mush
00:33:23 ‹spring cheese›
00:33:24 ‹RhythmSpring›thank heavens
00:33:30 ‹AcaciaConfusedYah›mush me, please
00:33:36 ‹Pandora›mushrooms turns your drugs into brains
00:33:37Praxis. mushes Acy
00:33:38RhythmSpring mushes ACY
00:33:46 ‹Praxis.›
00:33:48 ‹Pandora›and brains into drugs
00:33:49 ‹Praxis.›lol pandora
00:33:52 ‹AcaciaConfusedYah›
00:33:54 ‹spring cheese›panodra yesss
00:34:07 ‹Orion›this is your drug
00:34:11 ‹Orion›this is your egg on drugs
00:34:15paperjack left the room (Timeout)
00:34:15 ‹Orion›any questions ?
00:34:16 ‹spring cheese›
00:34:23 ‹RhythmSpring›this is your drug on eggs
00:34:27 ‹AcaciaConfusedYah›brains turn drugs into stories and events.....
00:34:28 ‹RhythmSpring›any brains?
00:34:39 ‹Orion›
00:34:43 ‹RhythmSpring›brains turn brains into brains
00:34:46paperjack joined the room
00:34:51 ‹AcaciaConfusedYah›brainS!!!!
00:34:52 ‹spring cheese›
00:34:56 ‹AcaciaConfusedYah›NOM NOMNOMNOM OMONOMINNOM
00:35:01 ‹Praxis.›drugs are just brains on eggs
00:35:16 ‹RhythmSpring›QUIET! STOP EATING MY BRaiauuauauehrhhrehfffbbgblzzzzzzzzzzzz
00:35:19 ‹supertech›lol holy crap lol
00:35:45 ‹spring cheese›nexus chat goin deeep
00:35:46 ‹supertech›i shat myself laughing lol
00:35:50 ‹RhythmSpring›i like where this is going
00:35:54 ‹AcaciaConfusedYah›LOL
00:36:03 ‹gnomushroom›whoa what is happening
00:36:09 ‹gnomushroom›in here
00:36:09 ‹AcaciaConfusedYah›now, its important that we all take off our clothes....
00:36:17 ‹Praxis.›
00:36:41 ‹Orion›you should know better than anyone right now shroom gnome!
00:36:52 ‹gnomushroom›sounds about right to me
00:36:55spring cheese collects gnomushrooms spores and propagates moar gnomushrooms
00:36:57 ‹AcaciaConfusedYah›
00:37:02 ‹AcaciaConfusedYah›<3 gnome
00:37:09 ‹gnomushroom›<3
00:37:11 ‹RhythmSpring›i need more iboga
00:37:18 ‹RhythmSpring›to turn my brain mush into eggs
00:37:25 ‹RhythmSpring›that i can actually eat
00:37:31 ‹spring cheese›)O(_)O(
00:37:34 ‹RhythmSpring›for a change
00:37:44 ‹AcaciaConfusedYah›MAB tek
00:37:53 ‹AcaciaConfusedYah›Microwave Assisted Brains tek
00:37:56 ‹AcaciaConfusedYah›(makes eggs)
00:38:04spring cheese changed nickname to egg

"22:52:52 ‹drfaust›it was so *EDIT* and so simply beautiful that I was just floored by the wind in the trees
22:52:52 ‹nexalizer›good old mushrooms
22:53:01 ‹nexalizer›haha
22:53:23 ‹nexalizer›faust i love to see the sun rays piercing vegetation on shrooms particularly
22:53:24 ‹alkan0id›sounds like iboga faust
22:53:30 ‹nexalizer›and little particles suspended in the rays
22:53:33 ‹drfaust›i went to the old growth part of the forest and bathed in a mountain stream
22:53:36 ‹alkan0id›so astonishingly beautiful and graceful that one is just agog
22:53:41 ‹alkan0id›every time
22:53:50 ‹drfaust›yes
22:53:55 ‹drfaust›agog!
22:53:55 ‹alkan0id›have you had iboga?
22:54:00 ‹drfaust›no
22:54:05 ‹alkan0id›thats a shame
22:54:11 ‹nexalizer›i can see the meme
22:54:17 ‹nexalizer›has horrib le trip on iboga
22:54:22 ‹nexalizer›recommends iboga to your grandparents
22:54:25 ‹alkan0id›tells everyone to take ti
22:54:27 ‹alkan0id›lol "

https://www.dmt-nexus.me...aspx?g=posts&t=66398