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Posts: 69 Joined: 15-Mar-2015 Last visit: 11-Feb-2025
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thefredsta (11) => Q: Who let the dogs out? A: The space elves! If there is no learning, there is no change.
If there is no change, there is no growth.
Without growth, we will only stagnate and decompose.
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Posts: 69 Joined: 15-Mar-2015 Last visit: 11-Feb-2025
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Xagan (49) => Q: Why do birds suddenly appear, every time you are near? A: It's just an association you have made between my presence and the appearance of birds. I'm sure there is no correlation between my location and the amount of birds around. However, cover myself with peanut butter and seeds, and sit very still in a woodland for a week, and there's a chance that aves may follow me from that moment on, providing I'm still covered in peanut butter! If there is no learning, there is no change.
If there is no change, there is no growth.
Without growth, we will only stagnate and decompose.
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yes
Posts: 1808 Joined: 29-Jan-2010 Last visit: 05-May-2025 Location: in the universe
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oblighul did awesome , illusions !, there are no illusions
there is only that which is the truth
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"No, seriously"
Posts: 7324 Joined: 18-Jan-2007 Last visit: 30-Oct-2025 Location: Orion Spur
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Godsmacker wrote:QUESTION
Why do birds suddenly appear, every time you are near?
ANSWER
THEY'RE AFTER ME LUCKY CHARMS Kind regards, The Traveler
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Posts: 4733 Joined: 30-May-2008 Last visit: 13-Jan-2019 Location: inside moon caverns
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Jin wrote:oblighul did awesome , Thanks Jin, glad you liked it. Perhaps a few too many insider jokes 
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Posts: 1817 Joined: 22-Jan-2009 Last visit: 04-Aug-2020 Location: Riding the Aurora Borealis
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cyb wrote:14:35:10 ‹Kikker›anonenium (7) => Q: What alkaloids are present in "jungle spice"? A: well its known as melange, we extract it from the poop of these giant worms out in the desert, it turned out eyes solid blue, makes us think were immortal and gives us control of a technology that allows us to move between interstellar bodys in seconds (although we sometimes forget our body along the way  ). it depends on the source material and the method of extraction but one of them makes you see giant worms rising out of the desert. LMAO 
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Posts: 1178 Joined: 12-Oct-2010 Last visit: 08-Jan-2022
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Man, i'm happy to find out this was a joke...
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Posts: 5257 Joined: 29-Jul-2009 Last visit: 19-Jul-2025 Location: 🌊
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reddog wrote:QUESTION
On how many occasions has the Dmt-Nexus had to utilize the veto vote in the illuminati council?
ANSWER
Only once, on the decission to recover Atlantis from the sea in order to start the raptor-riding Nazi invasion
<Ringworm>hehehe, it's all fun and games till someone loses an "I"
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Posts: 990 Joined: 13-Nov-2014 Last visit: 05-Dec-2020
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GOD wrote: QUESTION
What's new pussy cat?
ANSWER
No comment .
... Inconsistency is in my nature. The simple PHYLLODE tekI'm just waiting for these bloody plants to grow
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Posts: 4733 Joined: 30-May-2008 Last visit: 13-Jan-2019 Location: inside moon caverns
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yeah, gods answers are pretty awesome/funny too. (not insulting your dignity man, it was just funny...)
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