So I’m getting tired of listening to the same alien all the time. Is there a singles bar in hyperspace that anyone knows of so I can find another alien to listen to? It’s the same Morse code with impossible tonal variation stuff from my alien every night. It’s like my alien doesn’t even understand me anymore.

I need to get out there and see other aliens. It’s healthy I think. There has to be more ten-eyed fish in the Technicolor Sea. I have a feeling that somewhere out there, in the endless ribbons of consciousness, there is an alien that could really get me, ya know? Not that I don’t care about my alien; I just think it’s time that we see other entities.

So if anyone can tell me where all the single aliens hang out, I’d be grateful.

Not sure if serious and seriously not amused..

I guess I should have prefaced with a disclaimer: Must have some sense of humor in order to digest properly.

i thought it was rather funny.

sometimes it can be frsutrating having the same experience over and over, or similar things. Maybe there is something your not getting that the experience is trying to tell you.

you should check the rosetta stone alien morse code edition it has all the levels of tonal varition to keep you up to par with and alien lingo. but seriously though check hyperspace mingle singles bar youll find your perfect entity in no time. goodluck!