Ciao! As my name suggests, I am not a master of spice. In fact, this very day i just managed to obtain DMT crystals which maintained a steady state at room temperature. For all of you who may be scoffing at this herculean achievement of mine, Remember that I live in Florida, and not just florida but the most absolutely unbearable part of florida due to a draconian cocktail of heat and humidity which loves to turn your pile of dmt xtals into magic goo. Anyways, I am oh so glad that I finally managed to get some solid state xtals. Now that i have some of these mimosoid bad boys I feel worthy enough to become a member of the DMT Nexus-the greatest psychedelics forum known to man.

Anyways, I guess that you will be wanting me to give you a little shpiel of my life story, where im from, what i am, what im doing etc, without too many words.

The story of the spicemaster begins in a desolate conservative-ridden mushroom-filled land known as the great state of Florida. on a hot and sunny day an unassuming male smears a cannabis bud in a baking tray full of acacia confusa goo, looking for a brief escape from his afternoon of boredom. Little after he clears the bowl does he realize that this isnt a drug to use to escape reality and trip out. No. This isn't 25i or LSD or any other serotoninergic plaything. This is DMT-the most powerful psychedelic on the planet. The poor kid shouts for help as reality is eclipsed before his eyes and he dissolves into the fabric of orange pluto. On orange pluto there is nothing but rainbow shadows everywhere and orange juice people flooding through his ego telling him over and over and over again what a complete and utter moron he is for incurring the wrath of the divine. He keels over. He repents. He accepts the inevitable, rips off his clothes and runs to the grass, watching rainbow galactica ships swirl around on his lawn.

OH My bejesus this is powerful He moos from his flopping mouth.

He cannot take it anymoar. He can't manage to stand in this space. Cerberus is dragging him down. All the way to the ground. The man collapses onto the grass and bellows out for water. Thank the Lord that a friend of his did come with a gallon of ocean water and poured it all over him.

Well, that sure ended it. Upon being baptized with the spirit of the ocean a nazi porpoise dove into my prefrontal cortex and told him that from now on, he would not be some anonymous character portrayed in the third person in this essay. From now on, he is I The Spicemaster: master of the cosmic spice. Never again would I forget who and what I became, all thinks to an unknown amount of this magical molecule we Like to call DMT.

I originally came upon the nexus when researching DMT extractions, but swore to myself that I would not join until i had achieved crystal dmt. Of course, goo is extremely easy to make in my climate and has disappointed me everytime i get it as i cannot dose it out by itself and need to smear it on bud to dose it, hence making the actual dosage a mystery and my brain a cosmic slot machine. With this crystal dmt, i plan to either smoalk it or snort it (depending on whether or not my chronic laziness disease inhibits my ability to make a machine/GVG) and upload my experiences to the nexus.

I live in a region inhabited by sponges which contain 5 Bromo and 5,6 Bromo DMT and am interested in further researching these fascinating creatures. I would be willing to help collect samples of these sponges for analysis as well if any nexian wished to help me further my research by helping me obtain access to advanced testing methods such as GC/MS and HPLC in order to further find out what these magical sponges contain (and if they are safe to use as an ayahuasca admixture). I wish only to aid the nexus on its quest to know all that there is about psychedelics and how to use them to better humanity and come to you with open arms and an eager mind.

I am sick and tired of the widespread ignorance of psychedelics in our society and am looking, desperately, for a community of psychedelic users who share my interests and can relate to me. I hope that my time as a member of this great nexus will help me to make connections and socialize with fellow psychonauts as I embrace the greatest psychedelic community on the planet-the legendary dmt nexus.