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Orion
#241 Posted : 8/2/2013 4:50:25 AM

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05:48:06 ‹travySPOON› im never sleeping again!!
05:48:13 ‹travySPOON› not even if there is a fire
Art Van D'lay wrote:
Smoalk. It. And. See.
 

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The Traveler
#242 Posted : 8/2/2013 8:46:46 AM

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anrchy wrote:
Showin some Trav luv!


03:12:06 ‹TravCat› Travlura
03:12:06 ‹TravWorm› Travlura!
03:12:10 ‹Travstilis› We're just all travin around
03:12:18 ‹Travstilis› Travlura
03:12:18 ‹Travcannon› nothing to see here folks, remain calm
03:12:52 ‹travage.› There isn't enough Trav to go around.
03:13:31 ‹Travlura› ooooh
03:16:23 ‹DeTraveler› <3



LOL!

And many thanks people!


Kind regards,

The Traveler
 
universecannon
#243 Posted : 8/7/2013 5:30:26 AM



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06:13:08 ‹THE RABBIT HOLE› I am still at awe at that moment when i busted through all the noise in my dmt trip.
06:13:15 ‹THE RABBIT HOLE› At awe
06:13:33 ‹THE RABBIT HOLE› now i know what the word dumbfounded feels like
06:13:36 ‹Ringworm› yeah. the WTF was that! remains throughout the times
06:13:57 ‹Ringworm› wait till ya meet god and he parks his flying pyramid on you pointy side down.



...later...

06:32:49 ‹VastEnchantment› One time, I didn't do anything, and it was so empty..
06:32:50 ‹VastEnchantment› Like..
06:32:57 ‹VastEnchantment› Almost as if I wasn't doing anything.
06:33:11 * tizoc4u quit (timeout)
06:33:12 ‹VastEnchantment› And then I typed about it. It was pretty fullfilling.

06:33:19 ‹universecannon› thats deep
06:33:30 ‹VastEnchantment› All I'm saying is:
06:33:31 ‹SignusAldrich› i so lol'd
06:33:35 ‹Ringworm› i think that is called facebook



<Ringworm>hehehe, it's all fun and games till someone loses an "I"
 
DeDao
#244 Posted : 8/7/2013 5:38:00 AM

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Made it part of my Sig. Glad you posted it here! Smile
"Think more than you speak"
"How do you get rid of the pain of having pain in the first place? You get rid of expectations"
"You are everything that is. Open yourself to the love and understanding that is available."
"To see God, you have to have met the Devil."
"When you know how to listen, everyone becomes a guru."
" One time, I didn't do anything, and it was so empty... Almost as if I wasn't doing anything. Then I wrote about it. It was fulfilling."
 
Orion
#245 Posted : 8/25/2013 3:23:16 AM

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04:20:51 ‹Parshvik Chintan› epistemology is for retards

This whole episode leading up to the quote... Very happy
Art Van D'lay wrote:
Smoalk. It. And. See.
 
sØrce
#246 Posted : 9/13/2013 3:21:28 AM

That was that and this is this.


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03:55:28 ‹w33dst3r› i went out today and got all the supplies again
03:55:44 ‹w33dst3r› I even got de-ionised water
03:55:55 ‹w33dst3r› and on my way home, I was so thirsty carrying all the stuff
03:56:04 ‹w33dst3r› that I opened the de-ionised water and drank it

Stop

This reminds me of a joke:

Three men are stranded on an island. They find a magic lamp. They rub it and a genie appears who says, "I'll grant you each one wish..."

First Guy: "I wish I was home with my wife 2 kids and dog." POOF! Gone.
Second Guy: "I wish I was golfing on Pebble Beach with my buddies." POOF! Gone.
Third Guy: "Gee, I wish my friends were still here." POOF! Back.

"The world is his, who can see through it's pretension...see it to be a lie, and you have already dealt it its final blow..." -Ralph W. Emerson


 
Mindlusion
#247 Posted : 9/13/2013 4:36:53 AM

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03:23:18 ‹sØrce› at least when I lay in bed seeing in 11 directions is normal

Expect nothing, Receive everything.
"Experiment and extrapolation is the only means the organic chemists (humans) currrently have - in contrast to "God" (and possibly R. B. Woodward). "
He alone sees truly who sees the Absolute the same in every creature...seeing the same Absolute everywhere, he does not harm himself or others. - The Bhagavad Gita
"The most beautiful thing we can experience, is the mysterious. The source of all true art and science."
 
dreamer042
#248 Posted : 9/25/2013 10:41:18 PM

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23:40:27 ‹endlessness› Salvia is the kitchen towel and DMT is the separatory funnel
Row, row, row your boat, Gently down the stream. Merrily, merrily, merrily, merrily...

Visual diagram for the administration of dimethyltryptamine

Visual diagram for the administration of ayahuasca
 
DeDao
#249 Posted : 10/1/2013 3:54:24 AM

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03:40:17 ‹mahan› and this thing that popped up in google search when i searched for taco cat - https://dubplate.fm/sites/defa...c_0.jpg
03:40:59 ‹dreamer042› that may be te greatest photo on the internet
03:41:03 ‹dreamer042› it says it all really
03:41:08 ‹dreamer042› Laughing
03:41:15 ‹mahan› lol
03:43:17 * Seth-sys joins Fun and offtopic
03:44:37 ‹Valura› lol I saved it


Wait, you googled "taco cat?"
"Think more than you speak"
"How do you get rid of the pain of having pain in the first place? You get rid of expectations"
"You are everything that is. Open yourself to the love and understanding that is available."
"To see God, you have to have met the Devil."
"When you know how to listen, everyone becomes a guru."
" One time, I didn't do anything, and it was so empty... Almost as if I wasn't doing anything. Then I wrote about it. It was fulfilling."
 
The Traveler
#250 Posted : 10/3/2013 4:36:27 PM

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17:29:42 ‹anonenium› forget the prisons
17:29:49 ‹anonenium› all the convicts go to a pineal colony

Awesome typo. Very happy


Kind regards,

The Traveler
 
dreamer042
#251 Posted : 10/9/2013 9:26:52 PM

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22:24:49 ‹Jorkest› i dont likey hydro..i like my pot grown in earth
22:25:01 ‹Jorkest› especially indoor
22:25:19 ‹Jorkest› because it doesnt have EARTH
22:25:25 ‹Jorkest› all its got is water and stuff
22:25:33 ‹Jorkest› its like bud Lite
Row, row, row your boat, Gently down the stream. Merrily, merrily, merrily, merrily...

Visual diagram for the administration of dimethyltryptamine

Visual diagram for the administration of ayahuasca
 
universecannon
#252 Posted : 10/15/2013 5:27:05 AM



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06:22:13 ‹the white rabbit› deep inside me is a dangerous man who will kill to protect kittens, puppies, bunnies and babies.



<Ringworm>hehehe, it's all fun and games till someone loses an "I"
 
boogerz
#253 Posted : 10/18/2013 9:57:31 AM

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one for the archives

10:42:22 ‹benzyme› it's not that difficult
10:42:31 ‹benzyme› nothing is, really

 
cyb
#254 Posted : 11/2/2013 11:06:45 AM

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06:47:20 ‹Ringworm› be an agnostic dyslexic insomniac
06:49:29 ‹Ringworm› "stay up all night, denying the existence of a dog"


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07:05:02 ‹mateo› how do ya think that he walked on water, how do ya think he raised the dead? it was just folks hallucinating on the mushrooms they was fed.
07:05:32 ‹universecannon› no your wrong
07:05:43 ‹universecannon› his pineal dmt gave him psychic powers and he turned that water into aya, not wine.
07:05:57 ‹universecannon› and froze the water under his feet into ice with his coolness.
07:06:11 ‹Ringworm› if that was true, more people would be throwing up in church.


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07:09:20 ‹mateo› anyone have advice about what setting is good for changa?
07:09:45 ‹Ringworm› elevators
07:09:52 ‹Ringworm› and kmart dressing rooms

Laughing
Please do not PM tek related questions
Reserve the right to change your mind at any given moment.
 
dreamer042
#255 Posted : 11/5/2013 6:31:58 AM

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07:30:24 ‹Ringworm› the people that complain about flouride with ayahuasca are the same ones wearing socks with sandles, they are the same ones that cut you off pulling into a "whole foods parking lot" and give you the finger. You can see their "namaste" bumper sticker as they pull in.
07:30:47 ‹Ringworm› aparently namaste is indian for "go f*ck yourself"
Row, row, row your boat, Gently down the stream. Merrily, merrily, merrily, merrily...

Visual diagram for the administration of dimethyltryptamine

Visual diagram for the administration of ayahuasca
 
anrchy
#256 Posted : 11/10/2013 7:16:21 AM

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Why does Ringworm have so many funny chat quotes hahahahahah

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08:14:48 ‹Ringworm› we got all this backwards ya know. The welcome area is discussing dmt content and plants. we are discussing beards and other weird hair styles
Open your Mind () Please read my DMT vaping guide () Fear is the mind killer

"Energy flows where attention goes"

[Please review the forum Wiki and FAQ before posting questions]
 
Shadowman-x
#257 Posted : 11/10/2013 1:56:03 PM

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and then there was that one time that we were all weedster
Thumbs up
They don't think it be like it is, but it do.
 
dreamer042
#258 Posted : 11/15/2013 6:46:44 PM

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19:45:04 ‹The Traveler› If you think that is confusing then try to let a jehova witness explain evolution to you...
Row, row, row your boat, Gently down the stream. Merrily, merrily, merrily, merrily...

Visual diagram for the administration of dimethyltryptamine

Visual diagram for the administration of ayahuasca
 
Cosmic Spore
#259 Posted : 11/18/2013 2:39:37 PM

☠ ⚡ ☣ ⚠ ☢


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!Xabbu wrote:
Does anybody know anything about the /transfer command?



I am being redirected to http://chat.tripsit.me/?nick=Cannabis|dmt_50mg#tripsit.me now when I try to get onto nexus chat.

EDIT: clearing the computer's cache memory and cookies fixed it.
 
!Xabbu
#260 Posted : 11/18/2013 6:02:14 PM

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Hello CS,
I'm sorry i got you into this too.. Now we are both stuck.. Maybe a chat reset will do it or there is kind of a timer for this "transfer" ?

Don't be angry @ me Smile

EDIT: SEEMS FIXED NOW Smile Maybe the magic workings of time ?
- Wer heute den Kopf in den Sand steckt knirscht morgen mit den Zähnen -
 
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