Apparently, someone found a secret subforum that was "accidentally" shown for 4 days, which included alot of disgusting horrible things inside of it.

here take a look at the post: http://lunaticoutpost.co...uminati-SubForum-Exposed

April fools joke taken a little too seriously by some CT members.



Nothing to see here, move along.

Yes, we love harvesting human pineals, isn't that obvious?

Shhh! We don't want our baby pineal juice source to dry up...

or was it an april fools joke....

no, it is completely coincidental that our evil conspiracy was exposed on april fool's day (and again on another april fool's day following that). to believe otherwise would make you a... fool

i mean clearly we are in control of the government, which is why legal concerns and repercussions are such moot issues on these boards(i mean just think - if us illuminists didn't own the government - wouldn't DMT be a schedule 1 drug? the fact that it isn't stands testament to our evil wicked ways)

but don't bother resisting.

it will only draw attention to yourself and your juicy juicy pineal.

if you can't beat em, join em.


welcome to the nexus

the way morpheus says it ..........yessssssssss

*backs away slowly*

A little overdone but brilliant. Kinda like Dzhokhar Tsarnaev on the cover of Rolling Stone.
But this was truly epic & will be brought up for decades.

Cheers to the nexus for some good laughs. I think the whole thing was enhanced by Alex Jones' tirade about his belief the machine elves are running the planet in conjunction with the illuminati. Hilarious, but on the other hand, for a young mind searching for the weird fringes of reality, I can understand how they could get carried away with these funny conclusions.

I thought we'd managed to throw them of our plans after posting all of that disinformation on LOP.

This cracks me up... Especially some of the comments on there...

I thought it was pretty obvious that every member registers on nexus to drink sweet red baby juice.

pffft DMT no one even does that.

The first rule of Illuminati Club is we don't talk about Illuminati Club.

So you mean to tell me the reptilian shapeshifters responsible for the Dallas airport are in cahoots with the psychedelic cannibals who helped me learn how to extract dmt from plants?

Interesting....

So, how long do you have to be a member here before you recieve access to the "non-vegetarian teks"? I think I might be ready to try some pineahuasca.

Psychedelias, with such an inquisitive mind you sound like you'd have a very juicy pineal.

OMG.

Listen, to all you "illuminati" brainwashed.

The Illuminati was a secret Bavarian society that existed in the XVIII century. The so called "Illuminati" of today, the mix of Freemasons, Zionists, Luciferians, Satanists and whatever else is just a stupid tale of people that have no idea of what the hell they are talking about.

All those orders have almost nothing in common one with the other (with the only exception of Luciferians and Satanists, that however have differences in themselves anyway) and in some cases (as Zionists and Satanists or even Freemasons and Satanists) are in contrapposition one with the other. What the hell a Luciferian or Satanist would care about the state of Israel ffs?

Moreover Satanists and Luciferians are too individualistic orders, the members could NEVER find an unanimous modus operandi on, for example "conquering the world" (they cannot even find an unanimous concept of "Satan/Lucifer", nor if to be atheist/deists/theists or trainsdeist, do you imagine how could they form an unanimous concept of any other concept?!); even if they started they would after two days have to stop for bickering one another on what should be the "proper" intellectual or philosophical approach to take after or any other internal discussion on whom they would never find a consensus upon.

Freemasons usually think Satanists and Luficerians as teenager occultists or "black Magicians" and the disdain is mutual, and Freemasons are usually just a boy club that knows very little about occulstism in general, they would never know where to start to do "blood rituals" or the sort.

In short: those who continue insisting with this myth of the "Illuminati" is usually the classical guy/girl that knows absolutely nothing of what the hell s/he is talking about.

Namaste Lavir,

Your post, while insightful into the nature of the various insidious organizations that have cropped up through the ages, fails to note the humorous nature of the thread. There is no connection to the "illuminati elite" on the Nexus and in fact this is a lot of hullabaloo over an April Fool's jest done for fun. I sincerely doubt that the general feeling of the posters in this thread was not to propagate misconceptions about the illuminati but rather to jest.

Cheers.

Ah, ok, good to know

However I think it's anyway good to make notice the point that the "Illuminati" of today are an invention of some people for a personal agenda, so that especially people that are not aknowledged in those topics (as young people) can more difficulty be manipulated in a certain way.

Naturally everybody can then form his/her own opinion. Don't believe me, but research upon those topics I mentioned to understand on your own what you can consider to be the "truth" in the matter yourself.

Best regards.

Thats not the kind of attitude we like to see in this forum. Please refrain from judgemental comments such as this.



Please post some credible sources for your claims, otherwise better not state these things as incontrovertible facts.


And yeah, as mentioned, the whole post stems from an april fool's joke that was taken seriously by people who apparently did not do much critical thinking.

Did I just read a conspiracy theory about a conspiracy theory?

Maybe Lavir is part of a conspiracy to discredit the illuminati (had to add another layer )

And perhaps I am a conspiring against Lavir's conspiracy about the illuminati conspiracy not being a conspiracy - whether or not the nexus conspiracy relates to it conspiratorially. If I haven't lost you yet, you need to seek help - your paranoid and delusional proclivities are stronger than your sense of reason.


JBArk