I vaped in my bedroom using my 'the machine' charged with over 25mg but less than 40mg, I estimate.

The bedroom was well lit with a ceiling light and a lamp. Curtains drawn / no sunlight. Bedroom wall colour is creamy white. I was sat/reclined on the bed in the far corner of my room. Very rapidly after a third inhale I would best describe my experience as observing a circus performing in the room. I had seen similar entities before but this was a whole troupe of them. It was just full on crazy stuff all over the room and it seemed to me that the more "it" or "they" knew I was astonished they’d increase their performance which only served to stretch my already overstretched astonishment. And the speed of the various “acts” taking place is so fast that your mind is working flat out just to try and keep up with it all.

Well at the beginning, as it started to unfold, a troupe of what to my mind looked like a long line of two dimensional female entity “performers” appeared from behind me and were evidently moving along the wall away from me. I thought they were kicking up a leg at a time in synchronicity as in the old “can can dance”. My mind was also trying hard as hell to see the entirety of the other crazy acts now well underway.

Suddenly (and this is, I am guessing, maybe 10 – 20 seconds into the trip) I was, and I was really sure of this, I was “touched” from behind by one of these many performers. They all looked the same, they all dressed the same and they all had the same face, eyes and smile). Now as sure as I was that I was touched I could not recall when back to normality whether it was my right shoulder or my right butt cheek. There was nothing sexual about it at all. Mischievous, certainly; but not sexual or even erotic!

What was odd is that I was reclined on my bed, with my back on the bed and my shoulders and my head propped under two pillows. Now it could have been a normal bodily twinge, a muscular tic or something similar. (I am a clean family man...there are no bed bugs to bite me).

However, what cemented this for me was that as soon as I knew I had been touched, for it was, believe me, unmistakable, I threw my gaze to this fast disappearing entity, as the line of performers continued to “can can” from right behind me and along the wall. And being as sure as I could in knowing the responsible entity, I mouthed aloud: “I know what you did”. Well, this seemed to please not only that performer (she seemed to beam her smile back at me) but the whole ensemble in the room seemed to convey to me a delight that I had communicated with them, or at least one of them. It wasn’t scary (being touched). It was just cheeky (it’s a tiny pun). And it would have been just as amazing to me had I not responded. But the reaction to my response just seemed to confirm the action that had seemingly been undertaken.

And seemingly is the key word there. I don’t consider that I was physically touched (despite that was the unmistakable feeling) but somehow my mind/consciousness was made to make my body believe it had been touched.

Sorry if this has been covered before. I am new to Nexus and there is a lot to read on here.

But has this happened to anyone else?

I don't know man, cool story though.

Really, it sounds to me like you have a fairly good grasp on the experience. Imagine yourself one of the elves...."hey, here comes that 'substance chicken', let's dance the can-can for him!" A bold one reached out to touch you...jolly good, wholesome, perhaps cheeky, fun.

If a hyperspace elf ever materializes before you in real life, or in general accepted reality, just pops into our world with an astonished wtf-look on his/her/it's face--quick, grab your friends and get them to do the can-can with you!

I have floated slowly through the air in a "lying on my stomach position" towards a green man dressed in a cream robe sitting on a throne that folded out of the patterns which formed a turquoise and green room, who had a magic book on his lap and then I stretched my hand out instinctively and we shook hands.

I could feel it.

And he was showing me the pages in his book, like "see, look here, do you understand?" was the facial expressions / telepathy he was giving me in a most humble fashion, and every time he turned a page, glitter would puff up into the air as if it was some kind of extra dimensional dust.

Making "contact" in my experience does occur

Making contact is awesome

I have not had full on entity contact myself (they either stay on the sidelines, just to my rear, or 'cloaked' but still slightly visible)..

My wife however had a Reiki session performed on her (while on a journey) by a humanoid looking TIGER!!! (which had a Jamaican accent lol)

She could feel it's 'paws' pressing down on her stomach and telepathically communicating to her about breathing techniques. It also 'told' her what it was teaching would also help with her panic attacks.

She didn't know what to think at first but a month and a bit later and she has not even had the slightest indication of any more panic attacks (and feels much more grounded in general). Since then she has met a midget Indian woman (in a red sari) on two separate occasions..

So three for three and she has met other beings each time.

In an Ayahuasca ceremony i saw 2 female entities hoovering over me. They had red and golden morphing pattern all over their body. One of them reached out and then something poked my left shoulder. I could feel it. It appeared 100% real.
I twitched and tought for a second that my neighbor had touched me or another person in the ceremony. (There was none, all too far away)
Then I realized that i had stopped breathing for like half a minute(or longer?).
I took a deep breath and smiled at them, sending them my gratitude. I saw the eyes of one entity and they appeared to smile back. Then they vanished.

I got poked several times since this ceremony, its always at the same shoulder, and always when i am overly confused and unfocused.
I don't know if it is a specific spirit or a group of them who use this communication protocol with me, but its clear and simple and works pretty well.

ah yeah...ya gotta love when they do that. Similar thing happened to me the other day.

It's funny also that you mention the entities dance a can-can-like dance because I've only seen that one other time on one of my more significant experiences to date involving a dancing Egyptian deity.