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universecannon
#221 Posted : 5/17/2013 2:18:44 PM



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yup. third time reading that,

still cracking up ^__^



<Ringworm>hehehe, it's all fun and games till someone loses an "I"
 

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cyb
#222 Posted : 5/22/2013 3:01:57 PM

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chat wrote:
15:55:41 ‹BubbaJohnson› I gotcher wet burrito right here sweetheart
15:55:44 * BubbaJohnson changes nickname to Ringworm
15:55:48 ‹Ringworm› why bubba no!!!!
15:56:04 * Ringworm changes nickname to Narrator
15:56:23 ‹Narrator› and from that moment on... no man has ever heard Ringworm Fart again.....
15:56:27 * Narrator changes nickname to Ringworm
15:57:04 ‹Ringworm› sometimes, in the stillness of the early morning.... you can feel a soft breeze on your cheek and say "Gee... I bet that was Ringworm farting"
15:57:41 ‹Ringworm› did I just go all schizo again?


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cyb
#223 Posted : 5/22/2013 3:18:51 PM

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chat wrote:
16:15:18 ‹Ringworm› awww, you can't call yourself a proper psychonaut if you aren't willing to drink a liter of snot for a buzz


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Valura
#224 Posted : 5/23/2013 2:34:49 AM

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03:33:26 ‹Art Van Dlay› i have such a naive rectum.
 
DeDao
#225 Posted : 5/27/2013 4:17:27 AM

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Love
"Think more than you speak"
"How do you get rid of the pain of having pain in the first place? You get rid of expectations"
"You are everything that is. Open yourself to the love and understanding that is available."
"To see God, you have to have met the Devil."
"When you know how to listen, everyone becomes a guru."
" One time, I didn't do anything, and it was so empty... Almost as if I wasn't doing anything. Then I wrote about it. It was fulfilling."
 
D.REYx420
#226 Posted : 5/27/2013 5:46:32 AM

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Yea typo of the year for me I think lol
"we are not human being's having spiritual experiences, we are spiritual being's having human experience's." (Teilhard de Chardin (1975?)
 
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#227 Posted : 5/27/2013 5:55:36 AM
I compulsively post from time to time


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they took mah pooo!!
 
DeDao
#228 Posted : 5/28/2013 7:02:27 PM

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20:00:18 ‹smoalker› brb , hopefully my beer hasnt exploded



What was in your beer?
"Think more than you speak"
"How do you get rid of the pain of having pain in the first place? You get rid of expectations"
"You are everything that is. Open yourself to the love and understanding that is available."
"To see God, you have to have met the Devil."
"When you know how to listen, everyone becomes a guru."
" One time, I didn't do anything, and it was so empty... Almost as if I wasn't doing anything. Then I wrote about it. It was fulfilling."
 
cyb
#229 Posted : 5/30/2013 5:59:32 PM

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Please do not PM tek related questions
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DeDao
#230 Posted : 5/30/2013 6:15:54 PM

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Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing


I love you guys.
"Think more than you speak"
"How do you get rid of the pain of having pain in the first place? You get rid of expectations"
"You are everything that is. Open yourself to the love and understanding that is available."
"To see God, you have to have met the Devil."
"When you know how to listen, everyone becomes a guru."
" One time, I didn't do anything, and it was so empty... Almost as if I wasn't doing anything. Then I wrote about it. It was fulfilling."
 
D.REYx420
#231 Posted : 5/30/2013 9:32:44 PM

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It looks just like me.
"we are not human being's having spiritual experiences, we are spiritual being's having human experience's." (Teilhard de Chardin (1975?)
 
universecannon
#232 Posted : 5/31/2013 4:29:07 AM



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05:26:50 ‹anonenium› did you know the guy who made the three ninja movies was one time kidnapped and taken to north korea to make a communist version of godzilla movies

mind=blown



<Ringworm>hehehe, it's all fun and games till someone loses an "I"
 
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#233 Posted : 5/31/2013 6:45:41 AM
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cyb wrote:

chat wrote:
16:15:18 ‹Ringworm› awww, you can't call yourself a proper psychonaut if you aren't willing to drink a liter of snot for a buzz



I think this is my favorite so far Laughing
If the only prayer you ever say in your entire life is thank you, it will be enough.
- Meister Eckhart

 
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#234 Posted : 5/31/2013 7:08:00 AM
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Gross. Sick I hope he was being sarcastic.
Every day I am thankful that I was introduced to psychedelic drugs.
 
dreamer042
#235 Posted : 6/9/2013 4:04:24 AM

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05:00:29 ‹beelzebubba› i had no idea that dmt was going to smell like it was made in china
Row, row, row your boat, Gently down the stream. Merrily, merrily, merrily, merrily...

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#236 Posted : 6/9/2013 10:33:16 PM

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23:31:00 ‹endlessness› lesson of the day: never try to light a joint with bad quality matches, specially when naked
"But even if nothing lasts and everything is lost, there is still the intrinsic value of the moment. The present moment, ultimately, is more than enough, a gift of grace and unfathomable value, which our friend and lover death paints in stark relief."
-Rick Doblin, Ph.D. MAPS President, MAPS Bulletin Vol. XX, No. 1, pg. 2


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acacian
#237 Posted : 6/10/2013 8:57:29 AM

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Pandora wrote:
23:31:00 ‹endlessness› lesson of the day: never try to light a joint with bad quality matches, specially when naked


haha i've done this a few times. not pleasant
 
universecannon
#238 Posted : 7/4/2013 8:41:04 AM



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09:38:43 ‹Ringworm› My son and I were out cruising in my 63 and pulled up next to a guy on a Harley with a pretty hot blonde on the back, He looked over and said "Wanna trade?". I nodded towards my son and told the guy "Sure,But you have to make him do his homework!".



<Ringworm>hehehe, it's all fun and games till someone loses an "I"
 
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#239 Posted : 7/20/2013 12:56:03 AM

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Pandora› If you date girls you are going to jail
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Smoalk. It. And. See.
 
anrchy
#240 Posted : 8/2/2013 2:05:59 AM

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Showin some Trav luv!


03:12:06 ‹TravCat› Travlura
03:12:06 ‹TravWorm› Travlura!
03:12:10 ‹Travstilis› We're just all travin around
03:12:18 ‹Travstilis› Travlura
03:12:18 ‹Travcannon› nothing to see here folks, remain calm
03:12:52 ‹travage.› There isn't enough Trav to go around.
03:13:31 ‹Travlura› ooooh
03:16:23 ‹DeTraveler› <3


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