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InMotion
#181 Posted : 2/23/2013 9:49:14 PM
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00:44:41 ‹budda blunt› InMotion
00:45:03 ‹budda blunt› you wanna know how a free energy/perpetual motion device works?
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00:45:48 ‹budda blunt› thermodynamically illiterate people keep asking engineers to prove them wrong
00:45:56 ‹budda blunt› so it perpetually saps the energy of engineers

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dreamer042
#182 Posted : 2/24/2013 6:51:07 PM

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21:46:00 ‹Ancotar› Don't shop walmart, shop local! Smile Razz


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Row, row, row your boat, Gently down the stream. Merrily, merrily, merrily, merrily...

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Mickey_Mouse_33
#183 Posted : 2/28/2013 6:09:41 PM
Energy is eternal delight


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21:02:35 ‹jamie› man
21:02:41 ‹jamie› i cant believe my cat has a ballsac

21:02:46 ‹Snozz› LOL
21:02:48 ‹Snozz› wut?
21:02:58 ‹jamie› for 5 months now I thought he was a she
21:02:58 ‹Ancotar› Ehm...
21:03:06 ‹Ancotar› lololol
21:03:07 ‹jamie› I bought the kitten from junkies
21:03:13 ‹jamie› they must have been really stupid

21:03:26 ‹jamie› they said it was a female
21:03:38 ‹Ancotar› Is a name change in order?
21:03:38 ‹boogerz› LOL
21:03:41 ‹Valura› lucky you didn't get two
21:03:45 ‹Valura› a male and a female
21:03:46 ‹jamie› i never realized until yesterday that my cat actaully has a penis and a ballsac
21:04:07 ‹jamie› i had to now change his name from Luna to Lunar

21:04:22 ‹Ancotar› Heh. Well, better late than never?
21:04:30 ‹jamie› yeah
21:04:54 ‹Snozz›
21:05:04 ‹jamie› i only noticed cus my caqt tried to have sex with a blanket
21:05:10 ‹jamie› and I was like..wtf myu cat has a boner
If the only prayer you ever say in your entire life is thank you, it will be enough.
- Meister Eckhart

 
Enoon
#184 Posted : 3/7/2013 2:14:28 AM

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talking about a 50-something year old woman doing spice with aetherbound

04:44:49 ‹aetherbound› first attempt was mild
04:45:16 ‹aetherbound› second one was breakthrough
04:45:43 ‹aetherbound› i watched 15 years melt from her face
04:46:08 ‹Aftermath› this is an awesome conversation
04:46:22 ‹aetherbound› she understood what i had been trying to explain
04:46:26 ‹Pandora› Wow! DMT - better than botox!
Buon viso a cattivo gioco!
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cyb
#185 Posted : 3/7/2013 9:30:49 AM

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Chat wrote:
‹wage.› "The subatomic particle whose discovery was announced amid much fanfare last year, is looking "more and more" like it could be the elusive Higgs boson."

‹cyb› *translated to Entheo speak..."Tiny Jester found running the whole show"...


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Ringworm
#186 Posted : 3/7/2013 9:32:15 AM

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^pure awesome
"We're selling more than a cracker here," Krijak said. "We're selling the salty, unctuous illusion of happiness."
 
Mindlusion
#187 Posted : 3/11/2013 3:17:46 PM

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In response to rather childish forum posts

‹918glory› to become enlightened you need shove your finger as far up your anus as possible!

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Expect nothing, Receive everything.
"Experiment and extrapolation is the only means the organic chemists (humans) currrently have - in contrast to "God" (and possibly R. B. Woodward). "
He alone sees truly who sees the Absolute the same in every creature...seeing the same Absolute everywhere, he does not harm himself or others. - The Bhagavad Gita
"The most beautiful thing we can experience, is the mysterious. The source of all true art and science."
 
universecannon
#188 Posted : 3/13/2013 2:57:23 AM



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05:51:36 ‹ouro› kikker has stomped on my heart so many times
05:51:36 ‹Kikker› Smile
05:51:46 * ouro cries



<Ringworm>hehehe, it's all fun and games till someone loses an "I"
 
#189 Posted : 3/15/2013 10:34:25 AM
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12:55:50 * universecannon joins Hyperspace Chat

12:56:02 * universecannon looks around

12:56:05‹universecannon› :O

12:56:11‹universecannon› what did you do toad!

12:56:19‹universecannon› you ate them ALL

12:56:22‹universecannon› ?!?!

12:56:55‹universecannon› kikker !

12:57:02‹universecannon› kikker math 23489843 + 8493834

12:57:02‹Kikker› Math: 23489843 + 8493834 = 31983677

12:57:15‹universecannon› kikker why is no one in here but me and yhou

12:57:15‹Kikker› :-)

12:57:18‹universecannon› christ

12:57:23‹universecannon› this is freaky


Laughing Laughing Laughing
 
wage.
#190 Posted : 3/21/2013 2:15:32 AM

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"Life moves pretty fast. If you don't stop and look around once in awhile, you could miss it."
 
acacian
#191 Posted : 3/25/2013 5:45:48 AM

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this is a quote from nens "enough goo questions" thread and i think it is amazing.

Quote:
Dioxippus wrote:
Crystals = airbrushed supermodel in a bikini
Goo = girl next door who'll rock your world
 
universecannon
#192 Posted : 4/1/2013 12:58:46 AM



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02:55:45 ‹InMotion› I had a friend who didn't believe in outerspace



<Ringworm>hehehe, it's all fun and games till someone loses an "I"
 
Mickey_Mouse_33
#193 Posted : 4/2/2013 11:46:33 PM
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01:42:29 ‹G_rambo› Complextro?
01:43:17 ‹Baby Bonnie Hood› yea
01:43:36 ‹Baby Bonnie Hood› everybody labels his music dubstep and you know... thats cool
01:43:52 ‹Baby Bonnie Hood› he makes dubstep too
01:44:01 ‹Baby Bonnie Hood› but pretty much all his latest work is complextro
01:44:21 ‹Baby Bonnie Hood› Electro House + Fidget House + Dubstep = Complextro
01:44:41 ‹Baby Bonnie Hood› http://www.youtube.com/watch?v...Y4K3ylk
01:44:45 ‹Baby Bonnie Hood› example
01:45:02 ‹Ringworm› I keep it simple. if there isn't a real live drummer = Disco
If the only prayer you ever say in your entire life is thank you, it will be enough.
- Meister Eckhart

 
Pandora
#194 Posted : 4/9/2013 7:08:18 AM

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09:05:40 ‹Ringworm› dmt as capital punishment should only be allowed if they have to smoke via the lightbulb tek
"But even if nothing lasts and everything is lost, there is still the intrinsic value of the moment. The present moment, ultimately, is more than enough, a gift of grace and unfathomable value, which our friend and lover death paints in stark relief."
-Rick Doblin, Ph.D. MAPS President, MAPS Bulletin Vol. XX, No. 1, pg. 2


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cyb
#195 Posted : 4/9/2013 1:28:01 PM

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15:23:32 ‹cyb› Cock Rings are a damn fine product imo...
15:23:57 ‹Ringworm› yeah I dunno... I just can't get my head around them
15:24:01 ‹Ringworm› Smile
15:24:08 ‹cyb› Pleased *facepalm*
15:24:10 ‹hostilis› hahahahahahahaha
15:24:42 ‹hostilis› jesus buttplug christ
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universecannon
#196 Posted : 4/10/2013 6:16:17 AM



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08:13:42 ‹jamie› wtf is derpina
08:13:55 ‹jamie› sounds like some kind of disease of the foreskin



<Ringworm>hehehe, it's all fun and games till someone loses an "I"
 
boogerz
#197 Posted : 4/18/2013 2:53:01 PM

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16:46:00 ‹universecannon› i can see a megadose of acid convincing me i run a highly sophisticated gene bank/lsd lab
16:46:14 ‹universecannon› it convinced my friend his room was a spaceship headed for the moon, and me of wierder things before Pleased
 
Hyperspace Fool
#198 Posted : 4/21/2013 12:01:34 PM

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12:53:30 ‹Mustelid› I made the funny realization that most of my friends who celebrated 420 by getting baked and playing video games, would be getting baked and playing video games anyway.
"Curiouser and curiouser..." ~ Alice

"Do not believe in anything simply because you have heard it. Do not believe in anything simply because it is spoken and rumored by many. Do not believe in anything simply because it is found written in your religious books. Do not believe in anything merely on the authority of your teachers and elders. Do not believe in traditions because they have been handed down for many generations. But after observation and analysis, when you find that anything agrees with reason and is conducive to the good and benefit of one and all, then accept it and live up to it." ~ Buddha
 
hostilis
#199 Posted : 4/30/2013 1:52:00 AM

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02:29:17 ‹ouro› i like dr bronners magic soap
02:29:26 ‹ouro› moar soap
02:29:35 ‹ouro› puts the tingle on my dingle
3... 2... 1... BLAST OFF!!!!FFO TSALB ...1 ...2 ...3


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The Traveler
#200 Posted : 4/30/2013 11:09:01 PM

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00:08:08 ‹G_rambo› hey travler is the chat down right now?


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