THIS WORLD. Everything about this world is so bizarre and weird. Let alone the plant and entities within it!

I'm still finding the initial blitzkrieg meltdown of baseline reality an incredibly weird experience. That indescribable sense of "why is this the same as last time I did this here" (though you've never did "this" or have been "here" before), for me that still feels very freaky! That weird sense of knowing what's about to happen, that "ah yes... this again...", is the most bizarre sensation I've experienced.

For me, these sensations interfere with the overall experience and I hope I can get used to them (if not master or eliminate them). They confuse me, pump up the adrenaline and distract me from the absolute random experiences which follow shortly afterwards...

The weirdest thing for me was during a multiple DMT session with my gf in the living room. Sober, in between trips. All of a sudden we heard these strange noises. Sounded like pigs in distress, quite loud, right in the livingroom! At fist I thought it was part of the background music (boards of canada). My gf told me that's not possible. It went on for nearly a minute. We listened in disbelieve. When it stopped I went to the stereo and rewinded the track. Couldn't hear anything. Funny having a discussion at breakfast the day after, who's fault it was to bring pig beings back from hyperspace into our home..

haha Some One, that reminds me of last week a friend and I were in my bedroom and I offered him some dmt. So he packed his new, really deep glass bowl with some bud and then put the 25mg of dmt in there somewhere, then layered more bud on top. He had his experience with it then handed me the pipe and I accepted it, thinking it won't be too strong since he already had some out of what should have been one dose; but he didn't keep hitting it when the effects came on, he just sat back and didn't try to take it all in real quick so I guess there was a decent bit left. So I smoked, not expecting much at all, and was pleasantly surprised and had a good experience with entities jumping out of my blanket with tree images on it (while listening to icaros. I recommend it, the music has so much energy).

But anyway, here I am making a short story long lol. After we both had smoked and were just relaxing in my room for a bit my sister knocked on the door and said there was some weird noise in the woods behind our house, so we went to her room and listened out the window into the darkness and I shit you not it sounded like a little gnome or something screaming for help because he got stuck in our realm while we were at hyperspace. Logically and realistically it was probably a bobcat or mountain lion, but idk, even those don't sound like what we heard. I'm a nature person and I haven't heard such a sound before, it really sounded like a little elf/gnome screaming. It stopped making noises and we got a flashlight and shone into the woods but could only see eyes, small and close together, and occasionally the eyes would disappear only to reappear in a different place peeking behind a tree, then continue deeper into the woods. Strange stuff to witness/hear shortly after working with spice...

Another thing that I find weird/amazing about dmt is how so little can take you so far

I guess it would have to be being out on a bright clear day and all the spruce, cedar, and pine type trees leafage became fractalised thus I adopted my nickname or being out under dark sky and feeling as if I were traveling through space to another star and surrounding planets.

That's creepy Botanical Bliss. Especially those eyes. Wonder if we heard similar sounds.. Even if it was an animal, from which comparing to my experience I wouldn't say it was, it must have felt something big happening to react that way. And if it wasn't an animal, I do hope it managed to get back home again safe and sound, poor thing.

Man, yall have to be kidding. After my last DMT exp, which was only with a small dose to test the potency of some enhanced lesf put together, After coming down began to hear a high pitch, squealing sort of noise. Definitely organic, and sounded distressed. Then a dog began to bark in a real frantic way and when I sent out a "be quiet, its ok" sort of psychic burst, it all stopped. What the hell are we doing? I dont wanna be stranding higher dimensional entities in the third somehow-that would suck for them!

Not the only strange thing hat has happened but certainly in the top 5.

After taking a hit of 20mg and expecting to be in hyperspace within a second or 2 my head started to feel like it was going to open. Then suddenly i feel two claws reaching in and they start to pull. I feel my scull and all the bones in it break until my head splits open. Needles to say a very strange and somewhat painful experience.

In the mean time all i could think was how are they going to fix this when im back ?

A very weird and borderline panic experience but still very interesting.

Everything about DMT is weird. Everything even remotely connected to DMT is weird.

So, like some others on this thread, I would have to say that when things get "too normal," that is what strikes me as being weird and my spidey sense tingles like mad.

Of course, for people who are not so familiar with our beloved spice... the cosmic trip reports and direct perceptions of infinite things seem the height of weirdness. I have waaaay too many of those to pick a top 10, and how can one rank weirdness anyway? Is there some kind of unit of measure for weirdness, novelty, or awe? Perhaps we should invent some.

"Okay. That was 1.5863 MHBs on the meter..." (Mind Hyper Blown units™)

Hehehehehe.

I suppose, though, it would be rude not to give you guys one bit of weirdness to ponder...

Perhaps, the time I splintered into a thousand alternate realities and kept flipping between them until they began to slow down. (not really weird for spice) But then, they slowed down and I wondered casually if I would end up in the one I left from... and how would I tell anyway? Shortly thereafter, I thought it was over and felt 100% at home, so I stood up and went into my bathroom which was newly renovated in a super awesome style. I remembered clearly having paid for the renovation with a nice windfall that I stumbled into, and was especially looking forward to a bath in my super sick whirlpool... only to shift again into the same bathroom unrenovated and remembering instantly that I had no such windfall... and then one last time into my "actual" bathroom which was only minutely different from the last previous one. The part that made this weird and somewhat annoying, was that the toilet was 1m to the left of where I had been peeing.

I'd say the most bizarre thing that's happened to me on my journeys so far have been when I accidentally reallllly broke through. I had either not experienced a full breakthrough up to this point, or I had been too confused and clouded and overwhelmed by fear from previous breakthroughs. I say accidentally because you go into it expecting what you've come to know already, but of course there are infinite surprises in hyperspace. I "accidentally" broke through with the instant thought of "uh oh", never in my life have I seen such. Not only did I feel I had gained access to a wonderful world far beyond my own, there was the possible thought that I had died or was in the process of dying, going through the Tibetan stages of the bardos.

But I hadn't died, no. And the beings of light kind of forced reaction out of me. I wasn't speaking in tongues, but mere babbling mouth noises. Like the click of your tongue, or swoosh of your breath, had PROFOUND effect in that space. It was a means to vent what energy was running through me. I remember making raspberries with my lips in the air and watched as hundreds of tykes and toys fluttered into something new because of my action. I blew away dark red-faced tribal mask figures with my breath, and the only thought I could capture was that this is the realms of the shaman and the spirits or whatthefuck ever! The shaman undoubtedly knows this place, and how to navigate. But I had no shaman. All I had was my very own will and power handed down to me by millions of years of generations. And dammit, I danced and sung and celebrated in that space. The most wonderful thing possible in the realms of human experience.

And my recommendation for those who may find themselves in the far away deep space, and also find themselves consumed and uncertain, do not become a victim of fear, it clouds your understanding and makes it so much harder on you. You may not feel like you, and everything may seem out of your control. But the cosmos are on your side, and the beings on the otherside want nothing but to sing things into existence with you. That's all I got lol.

I know that's a very straight forward, subjective, and abstract description, but its only what I experienced.

It's obvious everybody on this forum has had unexplainable and unbelievable things happen to them on DMT, each unique to his or her own. And thank god for this forum, because with it, we're "learning, sharing, and expanding". Exactly what I feel DMT desires us to do.

Have a badass day everybody ; )

possibly the weirdest thing is having come here and talking to all these people. Pretty strange thing to happen. But I am glad it did.

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I think the weirdest thing that happened to me is when I started moving in circles and making weird "whooing" noises after taking a gravity bong hit of dmt and some herb. I thought the dmt was telling me too. That was a very odd, kind of ass kicking experience.

Wow. That is really weird. Also, LOL @ "the part that made this weird...".


I suppose the weirdest thing that has happened to me on DMT was falling into a "dream" in which I saw the sped-up evolution of some species of bird.

The weirdest (and scariest) thing that has physically happened to me on DMT was getting lost in the wilderness on ayahuasca, and getting stung by nettles and covered in poison oak, and thinking that I would surely die before finding my way out of the woods. :\

All on Syrian Rue and strong smoked doses.

1) Imaginary walls forming that I could physically feel in the middle of the room, where I know no walls exist.
I shuffled right 4 steps, found another imaginary wall, turned right 90 degree's. Did the same, but this time it was 3 steps... then 2, and then 1.
I then started laughing hysterically as I knew this had to not be real.
Then suddenly the walls vanished
2) I was in the distance from my TV and thought that Peep show sounded French...from distortion and sound bouncing far away. Came back, and suddenly it was in a French, or what I interpreted to be French.
3) Looking into darkness and seeing nothing but a hall of reflections myself, as if I was surrounded in a cube of mirror with a light, and not my body or the light impacted the reflections....was amazing, moving my hands would trickle down into the nested layers of reflections at least dozens of levels deep.

Hyperspace Fool, is the toilet still to the left, or did you make it back to the universe where it was a meter to the right?

Still to the left.

Though, Mustelid, it is very difficult to say for sure because, as I mentioned, each time you find yourself in an alternate world you quickly absorb the details of that world as being your "truth" and even create "false" memories to match it.

So, while I am not really sure this is the same exact reality I landed in that trip... I AM fairly sure the toilet is still in the same place. At least it was last time I looked.

The weird thing is that this type of experience is not limited to spice for me. I have had similar things happen simply from deep dreaming... such as the "false awakenings" type dream where you wake up and go about your day, only to find at some point that you are clearly still dreaming, or just wake up in bed again. Sometimes you forget this as soon as it happens, but sometimes you catch on. I had it happen once where I had something like 10 in a row one morning, and each time I could get a little further into the day, recall the dream before a bit better, and have a much stronger sense of OMG. By the end of the sequence, I was remembering all of the previous false awakenings and tripping balls about it as I went through my day.

In that particular instance I was younger and still in a pretty standard morning routine. So, I got up, went outside to grab the paper, brought it in and tossed it on the table, went to the fridge and drank some juice, and then went to the bathroom to take a piss. Each dream contained these basic elements, only some were slightly different. I.E. in one sequence the headline on the newspaper would be different... or just the spelling of the journalist's name. The juice might be a different brand etc. By the final dream I was paying very close attention to all this, and extremely skeptical as to the reality of anything. (Note: This is prior to the movie Groundhog Day)

As this sequence went on, I started waking up just before going to piss thinking "Shit, if I am still dreaming I will probably piss the bed." The last time, I had to pee so badly that this thought didn't matter and I figured whatever. So I peed and kind of flinched as the stream hit the water... but it stayed real.

It occurred to me at that moment that by peeing there and then I had "chosen" that reality to be my real reality. That none of the realities were "real" and that my decision that this one was "good enough" and I really had to pee, "fixed" it for me. The second thought was a quick mental run through of the alternate realities comparing and contrasting them to see if I choose the "best" one. Hehehehehe.

Hard to say. I think not.

But whatever, as it could be that we wake up every morning in a new simulation of reality. I get this sensation every so often. I have had the false awakening dream go on for an entire day or even what seemed like weeks. Those times it really fucks with your head.

Anyway, it is kind of odd that both the DMT experience and the dreaming experience I chose to share here feature urination as a deciding factor. Hehehehe. Not like I am fetishist or anything. But I do find that peeing has a key part in dreaming... a mitigating factor... if only because it tends to be the thing that finally forces you out of bed if you have no other responsibilities. Peeing is the enemy of dreaming... or something along those lines.

Hyperspace fool:
You are right! Peeing is like the exit of a dream! Well there are two for me. Peeing and a wet dreams. (not at the same time) I personally am scared I will make a mess, So I wake up! Interesting in the peeing dreaming analogy.

I was sat on an armchair in my room with a few friends and my fiancée when the chair fell apart (like that scene in Akira). My friends turned into wooden Pinocchioesque creatures and on the wall outside my window was lots of graffiti which I recognized from when I was at prep school (22/23 years ago!!!). Just weird graf me and my friends had drawn which I had entirely forgotten about. Also there was a small ball bearing (which strangely wasn't a perfect sphere) flying round and round in my mouth. Also some voice in my head was going on about how we (me and my friends) had preplanned this in some previous existence and this was exactly was meant to be happening on this trip and I had to deal with it. It was only slightly freaky, but the strangest thing was how WIERD, which definitely should be in caps, the whole thing was and so unlike my other trips.

Anyway....

I read some stuff on here that batters this weirdness into touch.....

Sure there's weirder to come.

=)