When you get the message... Don´t worry about it too much; it might be a different one next time.

When you get the message don't just stand there, send something back.

When you get the message, leave the money at the arranged location (we may or may not return your wife's fingers).

Peace

Macre

When you get the message, quickly gather friends for some midnight kool-aid.

When you get the message… text back

Hello, and welcome to the mental health hotline.

If you are obsessive-compulsive, press 1 repeatedly.

If you are codependent, please ask someone to press 2 for you.

If you have multiple personalities, press 3,4,5, and 6.

If you are paranoid, we know who you are and what you want. Stay on the line so we can trace your call.

If you are delusional, press 7 and your call will transferred to the mother ship.

If you are schizophrenic, listen carefully and a small voice will tell you which number to press.

If you are manic depressive, it doesn't matter which number you press, no one will answer.

If you have a nervous disorder, please fidget with the hash key until someone comes on the line.

If you are dyslexic, press 6969696969.

If you have amnesia, press 8 and state your name, address, phone number, date of birth, social security number, and your mother's maiden name.

If you have post-traumatic-stress disorder, slowly and carefully press 000.

If you have bipolar disorder, please leave a message after the beep, or before the beep, or after the beep. Please wait for the beep.

If you have short-term memory loss, press 9. If you have short term memory loss, press 9. If you have short term memory loss, press 9. If you have short term memory loss, press 9.

If you have low self esteem, please hang up. All our operators are too busy to talk to you.

When you get the message, you will be the message.

when you get the message write a new age self help book.

DeDao your post cracked me up

When you get the message, future use seems hedonistic.

Also, you will be able to show via your actions with others (rather than words) that the message has been received.

Amen - DeDao's post was

Screw the phone. Bring me that Horizon.

When you get the message, please forward it to me... I think I lost mine in the spam folder.

THEY want you to believe the message. Don't trust it!

13:49:54 ‹Global› I'm having that DMT fever where it's the only thing on my mind even though I only journey once a week lol
13:51:02 ‹Enoon/afk› hehe
13:51:21 ‹Enoon/afk› I've been thinking about psychedelics so much tehse last months I haven't had time to take any
13:51:30 ‹Enoon/afk› :}
13:51:34 ‹Miksiton› DMT fever is one of the better fevers
13:51:42 ‹Miksiton› lol Enoon
13:51:49 ‹Global› once you get the message, you hang up the phone, and all you hear are phones ringing

Hehehehe...

Since the message is continuous and ongoing, I think the better setup is:

When you stop ignoring "The Message" ...


(hint: then it doesn't matter what you do)

"Don't push me cuz I'm close to the edge
I'm trying not to lose my head...."

as the Grandmaster once said.

When you get the message... stop kidding yourself, you'll never get it you ape brain. Smoalk moar for heavens sake.

When you get the message.... What message? There is no message...

When you get the message, CC the whole world

When you get the message you will finally walk in the same world as your cat.

When you get the message, say thank you.