Actually SWIM is the current president of the USA.
He's also my neighbor.
He's also my doctor, my lawyer, my teacher, my student, several make believe characters, etc., etc., etc.
SWIM means Someone Who Isn’t Me, or Someone Who I Met, etc.
It’s a short cut for always having to type things like, my neighbor did this, this guy on the bus said that, etc.
You may remember me as 69Ron. I was suspended years ago for selling bunk products under false pretenses. I try to sneak back from time to time under different names, but unfortunately, the moderators of the DMT-Nexus are infinitely smarter than I am.
If you see me at the waterpark, please say hello. I'll be the delusional 50 something in the American flag Speedo, oiling up his monster guns while responding to imaginary requests for selfies from invisible teenage girls.