Hello, my name is my name and I like balloons and the color blue because it is my favorite color.

Welcome,
Every morning a man in a windmill
fills a blue balloon with helium
and every night at 11:11 PM
it pops.

Did you know that?

So what finally brings you to the Nexus?
We've been expecting you.

i prefer red balloons

Hey my name...yes you are a little late...*pop*

Are you in love with balloons?

*almost cries but notices a swan and forgets all about it*

13 years ago, 500g of hostilis was all done up, A/B style, and large transparent crystal shards were left under the pillow. This day, one has 2000g of Confusa as a play-mate, and one must contemplate the best way to process such a large deposit.

Might invite other friends Muriatic, Naptha, and Lye over.

I would just invite acetic over, naptha, and lye over.