Hello, I've been a lurker for a while now, figured I'd finally make an account.

Now, I recently had a dream, in which a giant, floating, pink elephant was writing a huge sign. Along came a purple alligator and said that the font wasn't cool looking enough. The alligator had apparently extracted some DMT and appeared to be enjoying it immensely. Now, the elephant asked his good friend monkey to design him a new font, which monkey did. It was both spiky and looked a bit like it was melting. The alligator approved highly. However, the monkey was then run over by an inebriated honey badger who proceeded to not give a fuck and drove off. The elephant was sadly unable to recreate the monkey's font. The elephant went on his computer and found a bunch of cool fonts online, but none of them could quite satisfy the alligator's exquisite tastes. Upon waking, I decided I'd help my dream elephant, in the hopes that by embedding this font in my subconscious, the elephant would be able to finally impress the alligator and finish making his sign. What do you guys think? Anyone seen any cool fonts?

Cause SWIM-ming all the time is boring...