I like to point and laugh.
Just completely enjoy the absurdity of their game.
sure I've gotten the canned response: "I'm gonna kick your ass"
"Ok, shouldn't be a hard fight for you, here lemme help" *lay down on the ground* "Ok, you win, you're bigger and meaner than me... good job! Do I need to do anything else to make you feel better, or is this good enough?"
Be the lsd in other people's heads
"We're selling more than a cracker here," Krijak said. "We're selling the salty, unctuous illusion of happiness."