I just had the most beautiful experience, and I thought I'd share it with you all.
Starts the same as all these stories do, smoalked some changa and... I was being examined by this spider/chair entity, she was patting me all over my body very gently with her spidery chair like limbs. Then she opened me up, I don't know how but everything came pouring out like doves released from a box, all my baggage was relinquished to her at once and she was just patting me, understanding all of it and letting me unload on her. I started to cry with joy and when I opened my eyes the room was a beautiful golden tint. I feel amazing right now, I never realized how much crap I have inside me that just needed to go away. Thank you.
'Little spider weaves a wispy web, stumblin' through the woods it catches to my head. She crawls behind my ear and whispers secrets. Dragonfly whiz by and sings now teach it.'