"No, seriously"
Posts: 7324 Joined: 18-Jan-2007 Last visit: 02-Nov-2024 Location: Orion Spur
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Hi all members, Today, on April the 1st we had another fun day with our joke: The RC-Nexus. With this joke we pretended that we were moving into a new direction; the RC direction. We also automatically changed a lot of words to change all entheogens into something else, also the words 'April' and 'fools' were changed to prevent people from spoiling the joke (though some found clever ways around it). I hope you all had a great day and that those who were surprised beyond believe will find a way back here and enjoy the DMT-Nexus as the profound place that it is, apart from that one day a year of course.  What set this year apart from last year was the spontaneous involvement of members into the joke. This spawned many extra April fools jokes. All those threads will be moved to this separate subforum. This subforum will stay for one week, then it will be hidden again. Here is the list of words and what they were changed into: April Fools wrote:April crack
Fools dope
Foolz dope
DMT RC
Spice heroin
Harmala meth
Harmine meth
harmaline meth
thh meth
hyperspace jail
cactus 5-bromo-dragonfly
mescaline 5-bromo-dragonfly
entities police
entity police
extraction synthesis
extract synth
brew distill
ayahuasca alcohol
mushroom MXE
MXE DMT
iboga ethanol
LSD peppermint
cacti 5-bromo-dragonfly
Salvia Divinorum Chocolate
bufotenine manure
swim my mum
maoi meth
a p r i l lol
f o o l s wut
joke me?
a.p.r.i.l lol
f.o.o.l.s wut
apr1l lol
f00ls wut
f00lz wut
appril lol
phools wut
phoolz wut
lirpa lol
sloof tuw
ap ril lol
d.m.t. Car driving
caapi Amphetamine
Kind regards, The Traveler
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DMT-Nexus member
Posts: 1711 Joined: 03-Oct-2011 Last visit: 20-Apr-2021
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So. Epic. Thanks to the culprits. "The Menu is Not The Meal." - Alan Watts
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DMT-Nexus member
Posts: 290 Joined: 15-Jun-2011 Last visit: 01-Jun-2020
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I had a blast. Big fun. All these posts are on behalf of Stimpy, my yellow bullhead. He is an adventurous fish, and I feel his exploits are worth sharing...so much so, I occasionally forget that HE is the one who does these things. Sometimes I get caught in the moment and write of his experiences in the first person; this is a mistake, for I am an upstanding citizen who never does wrong. Stimpy is the degenerate.
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DMT-Nexus member
Posts: 87 Joined: 20-Feb-2012 Last visit: 22-Feb-2016
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a joke? no way.. nooooo!.. haha, in fact it cracked me up a few times  It's nice to have it back to normal though
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I Eat Plant Magic
Posts: 1099 Joined: 30-Jan-2010 Last visit: 28-Mar-2013 Location: The Wilds of Wales
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It took me ALL DAY to figure out what was going on! I probably read over a dozen threads for clues, but couldn't figure it out! Either the world had gone insane, or I had  EDIT: Not that that would have been a different dichotomy from the norm! ¤ø¸„ø¤º°¨¨°º¤ø¸„ø¤º°¨¨°º¤ø¸„ø¤º¨
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DMT-Nexus member
Posts: 2854 Joined: 16-Mar-2010 Last visit: 01-Dec-2023 Location: montreal
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Damn, this sucks... I am now a hardened crack addict and for what? A joke?  JBArk is a Mandelthought; a non-fiction character in a drama of his own design he calls "LIFE" who partakes in consciousness expanding activities and substances; he should in no way be confused with SWIM, who is an eminently data-mineable and prolific character who has somehow convinced himself the target he wears on his forehead is actually a shield.
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DMT-Nexus member
Posts: 343 Joined: 02-Aug-2010 Last visit: 13-Dec-2018 Location: Montreal, Quebec
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Oh. So crack while breastfeeding is NOT recommended? SWIM is Spartacus!
The things posted on DMT-Nexus by Shayku are generally false. They are for entertainment purposes only.
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<3
Posts: 1175 Joined: 06-Oct-2011 Last visit: 17-Nov-2023 Location: emeraldisle
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The word changing made it so hard to figure out what was actually being talked about! Nice trav
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☂
Posts: 5257 Joined: 29-Jul-2009 Last visit: 24-Aug-2024 Location: 🌊
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08:41:05 ‹billydgator› when i came to the nbexus for help 08:41:11 ‹billydgator› cuz id od on RCS 08:41:21 ‹billydgator› and it said RC nexus i was NOT lmao  had to post this here. Glad you ended up being fine billy hahah
<Ringworm>hehehe, it's all fun and games till someone loses an "I"
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Barry
Posts: 1740 Joined: 10-Jan-2010 Last visit: 05-Mar-2014 Location: Inside the Higgs Boson
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Classic april fools 
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"That Guy"
Posts: 268 Joined: 08-Nov-2010 Last visit: 31-Oct-2012 Location: Space
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Funny prank Traveler.. Question though, are you going to delete all the useless threads/posts about crack and rc's or should we start editing our joke posts now? C_S "I was going to make a machine, but after reading here in the Nexus, everyone makes it sound like trying to smoke spice without a VG is like trying to have sex without fully formed genitals..." -- Pup Tentacle.
**Believe this guy at your own risk**
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LUVR
Posts: 1331 Joined: 24-Aug-2010 Last visit: 17-Jan-2024 Location: Thither
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My nose burns. 'Little spider weaves a wispy web, stumblin' through the woods it catches to my head. She crawls behind my ear and whispers secrets. Dragonfly whiz by and sings now teach it.'
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Human
Posts: 811 Joined: 28-Nov-2009 Last visit: 28-Jun-2023
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LSD was a RC. Where's my money?
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ThGiL fO TiRipS
Posts: 2021 Joined: 26-Feb-2011 Last visit: 07-Feb-2023 Location: Earth
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I really enjoyed it We are each of us angels with only one wing, and we can only fly by embracing one another.
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We are all living in our own feces.
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DMT-Nexus member
Posts: 4733 Joined: 30-May-2008 Last visit: 13-Jan-2019 Location: inside moon caverns
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that one's pretty cool
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"No, seriously"
Posts: 7324 Joined: 18-Jan-2007 Last visit: 02-Nov-2024 Location: Orion Spur
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I'm glad you all liked the prank! Coastal_Shaman wrote:Funny prank Traveler.. Question though, are you going to delete all the useless threads/posts about crack and rc's or should we start editing our joke posts now?
C_S Any topics are moved to the temporary April fools aftermath subforum. If I missed any topics then please let me know. As for April Fools posts in other threads: I would like to ask people to edit out the joke parts. Kind regards, The Traveler
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member for the trees
 
Posts: 4003 Joined: 28-Jun-2011 Last visit: 27-May-2024
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..there is still Pau's other psychoactives section report not moved,, though I found this a classic bit of writing..the April fools joke made me appreciate the nexus more..some sites are a bit like yesterday's 'anti-nexus'..
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DMT-Nexus member
Posts: 1999 Joined: 13-Jun-2011 Last visit: 24-Jun-2018
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I have to admit you had me a bit upset until I realised what was going on! Then I smoked some crack, was transported to a realm of pure love and light and I came to with five car stereos that had magically appeared 'from the other side'. My journeys are becoming far more profound and healing these days... Lose Control, Free My Soul, Break Me Open, Make Me Whole."DMT kicked my balls off" - od3
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Explorer, Creative and Curious
Posts: 925 Joined: 08-Jan-2012 Last visit: 04-Dec-2015 Location: West Coast of Canada
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Oh man that was one hell of a crack dope year!!! Thanks everyone!!!! Much lolzzzz Had a great time too here in the real world playing pranks on my family left and right!! Just a fun filled two days guys n gals!! Edit: Trav, I noticed that you moved the posts, but the gag is gone? Why? You should keep it up if you can, for just that section! Done: THC - LSD - MESC - MDMA - Shrooms - DMT / Want:Hyperspace travel - World Peace
Respect, intention, meditation, inhalation, observation, analyzation, respect.
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odin the one
Posts: 360 Joined: 23-Oct-2011 Last visit: 12-Nov-2012 Location: In The Clouds
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Purges wrote:I have to admit you had me a bit upset until I realised what was going on! Then I smoked some crack, was transported to a realm of pure love and light and I came to with five car stereos that had magically appeared 'from the other side'. My journeys are becoming far more profound and healing these days... You too? 
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