These were great. I had seen them before, but had completely forgotten most of them. I only realized after I watched the drunken monkeys that I had already heard them say that whole deal before, but it was like hearing it new the second time anyway. I was just as shocked, and still had no clue what was coming
"Science without religion is lame. Religion without science is blind" - Albert Einstein
"The Mighty One appears, the horizon shines. Atum appears on the smell of his censing, the Sunshine- god has risen in the sky, the Mansion of the pyramidion is in joy and all its inmates are assembled, a voice calls out within the shrine, shouting reverberates around the Netherworld." - Egyptian Book of the Dead
"Man fears time, but time fears the Pyramids" - 9th century Arab proverb