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joedirt
#1 Posted : 10/26/2011 10:27:06 PM

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What Would Bearded Sky Buddy Do? Laughing
If your religion, faith, devotion, or self proclaimed spirituality is not directly leading to an increase in kindness, empathy, compassion and tolerance for others then you have been misled.
 

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#2 Posted : 10/26/2011 10:38:27 PM

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Probably just off himself because he can see all the good he's done for this planet. Pleased
 
actualfactual
#3 Posted : 10/26/2011 11:23:15 PM

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joedirt
#4 Posted : 10/26/2011 11:51:47 PM

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LOL Actualfactual that is just flat out hilarious!

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#5 Posted : 10/27/2011 12:15:10 AM

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joedirt wrote:
LOL Actualfactual that is just flat out hilarious!




Seconded!

There are a lot of these comics floating around the web. Most of them are absolutely hilarious, some are pretty twisted as well.
I think what makes them so great is the fact that somebody seriously was drawing these pictures. It wasn't meant to be a joke.
Until someone on the internet came along, found them, and added their own commentary. Gotta love it! Twisted Evil
 
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#6 Posted : 10/27/2011 3:27:40 PM

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Actualfactual, that is hilarious and terribly true.
"Science without religion is lame. Religion without science is blind" - Albert Einstein

"The Mighty One appears, the horizon shines. Atum appears on the smell of his censing, the Sunshine- god has risen in the sky, the Mansion of the pyramidion is in joy and all its inmates are assembled, a voice calls out within the shrine, shouting reverberates around the Netherworld." - Egyptian Book of the Dead

"Man fears time, but time fears the Pyramids" - 9th century Arab proverb
 
PrimalWisdom
#7 Posted : 10/27/2011 3:31:35 PM

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Lol.
It turns out Jesus might have killed a bunch of dragons Razz
http://www.cracked.com/a...esus-kicks-some-ass.html
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Hyperspace Fool
#8 Posted : 10/27/2011 3:40:01 PM

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Bearded Sky Buddy would renounce all the consumerist commercial materialists who claim to follow him.

The guy actually renounced his own mother... cause the ol' virgin wasn't serious enough for him.

He also would probably Occupy Wall Street. (remember what he did to the Biblical moneylenders)

Capitalism and Christianity don't mix.

He told his followers to give everything they had to the poor and follow him with only a staff and a single set of clothes. He said if you have one tunic, you need not a second...

Thus, he would probably be smellier than the average Occupy neo-hippie. They, at least, own more than one set of clothes. Bearded Sky Buddy would have to strip naked to wash his grungy vestments.

Bearded Sky Buddy would be a badass barefoot water skiier.
"Curiouser and curiouser..." ~ Alice

"Do not believe in anything simply because you have heard it. Do not believe in anything simply because it is spoken and rumored by many. Do not believe in anything simply because it is found written in your religious books. Do not believe in anything merely on the authority of your teachers and elders. Do not believe in traditions because they have been handed down for many generations. But after observation and analysis, when you find that anything agrees with reason and is conducive to the good and benefit of one and all, then accept it and live up to it." ~ Buddha
 
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#9 Posted : 10/27/2011 4:33:33 PM

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That Cracked article is hilarious Prima!

Bearded Sky Buddy is definitely into some extreme bad-assery.
Let the plants guide you, for they teach lessons beyond what we humans can offer.
Distorted is our perception of reality, because reality is much more distorted than we could ever perceive it to be.

All posts made by this username do not actually exist. They are hallucinations caused by the reception of light photons by the retinae of homo sapien sapien. You are already inside the rabbit hole.

Follow the path you have chosen, travelers, you will not regret the outcome, that I can assure you.
 
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#10 Posted : 10/27/2011 5:00:20 PM

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Hyperspace Fool wrote:
Bearded Sky Buddy would be a badass barefoot water skiier.

Laughing Laughing
 
 
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