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polytrip
#1 Posted : 10/1/2011 3:36:12 AM
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What a great day for italy. The prime minister, mr bungabunga finally has found a new love in a 20 year old girl. She has stated that age is no problem because love crosses all boundaries.
Isn't that touching? Finally someone who loves this man for who he is and not for his many billions of euro's. And now italy finally has a first lady who doesn't constantly say rude things about the prime minister and who doesn't make a big deal about him sleeping with dozens of prostitutes, but who just accepts this man for who he is. Because, isn't that what true love is all about?

It's clear that this had a positive impact on his mood already, since he already forgave an MP for his contacts with the sicilian mafia, while we all know mr bungabunga normally doesn't want to have anything to do with organised crime: he even paid several judges loads and loads of money to make sure no connection between him and the mafia would ever be found.

This man deserves a break. He has always put the interest of important things like mediaset, or big family's from naples above mondain things like the economy or some justice system.

And now he get's the break he deserves so well, after all that needless worrying about futile things like garbage in the streets of naples....his plastic surgeons had such a huge task in making all those rinkles go away, because that's how much he cared about this world, about the environment, all his responsibility's...

And now his rinkles are gone. And even a 6% interest rate on italian bonds won't make them come back. Isn't that great?
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#2 Posted : 10/1/2011 5:02:01 AM

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#3 Posted : 10/1/2011 9:00:35 AM

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I thought something smelled odd... Twisted Evil

Anyhow, Polytrip, this is just TOO MUCH. I still haven't gotten over the royal wedding with Prince William, personally! There were even magazines with cut-outs at the post office.

Now if only someone would show some love for fellow man and the earth.
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#4 Posted : 10/1/2011 10:20:36 AM

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Hmmmm ..... after believing for my entire life that my family originated in Florence, I found out recently that actually we're from Naples. (Like a hundred years ago.)

I wonder if I go there, would I find love too? Very happy



It sounds like politicians are the same everywhere. Alas.
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polytrip
#5 Posted : 10/1/2011 2:00:25 PM
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TimePantry wrote:
I wonder if I go there, would I find love too? Very happy


You may very well find it there. But take some money with you, just to be sure. And some peniciline maybe.
 
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#6 Posted : 10/1/2011 9:50:15 PM

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polytrip wrote:

You may very well find it there. But take some money with you, just to be sure. And some peniciline maybe.


hee hee hee, I have been chuckling about this all day.
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#7 Posted : 10/1/2011 10:01:40 PM

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Wow, I was curious, so I went and found a picture of the prime minister. I clicked on a picture of him with a beautiful woman, thinking that would be the new girlfriend.

It was his former wife! She is so lovely! The man is clearly an idiot.
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