so here is the scoop. It's time to start planning the dimethyl olympics. I'm not sure when or how. The prize will be a slumber party(pillow fights included).

Here are some category ideas. There can only be seventeen.

okay so 13 dimethyl comeptition categories:
1. who smo(alk) mo(ar)?
2. who is become the other?
3. who can function best under the spell of n,n.?
4: who can, by sheer willpower alone, produce endogenous dmt and cry it out their tear ducts?
6. who is the most bad ass dimethylkingpin/dimethylqueenpin?
7. who can sing the best hyper-object into existence?
8. who has had most earthly possessions stolen by entities?
9. who has the babliest sungla?
10. who has seen the most cat entities?
11. who is the dimycguyvertrypter?
12. who has most legit sep funnel
13. who has mo flo / least narkly
14. Martin Ball
15. Swimsuit round
16. Neatest toe trix

Some of the other topic suggestions have been thrown into one category. A lot of these ideas came from our beloved dreamer042, pandora, muad dib and ouro.

i am the winner by default
because you are all narcs.

Martin Ball.

pillow fights are included, correct?

x2 for mr. ballsaq

but for least narkly..hmm..thats a tough one..i think its a toss up between coatl and doapsickdatura

Don't forget the swimsuit round