Then he should know how to apply makeup properly... at least.

Maybe god disguised himself as a zebra with lipstick on it's ass, as a test of faith.
God is known for doing those kinds of things.

Well to God I say this. If you're that insecure it's probably because you're not very good in bed.

You shouldn't degrade God if he chooses to spit rather than swallow.

Though I can tell you he's not greatful for what he's got.

Epic discussion here (seriously!), I feel dwarfed!

Yeah, i get that two. But i would rather have someone else than the holy father to suck my dick. It would feel a bit incestuous i think. Besides, i'm not into older man.

This was a really interesting thread until everyone lost track...let's get it back on....WHAT IS HYPERSPACE?

What ???? You're saying that god manifesting in the form of zebra's with lipstick on their ass, giving blowjobs to soulfood and actualfactual is not interesting?
This is extremely relevant stuff..Now we finally know why women can't be priests: they can't get blowjobs from zebra's.

(not to get off track here, but) it depends on what your definition of is is, no?

had a grapefruit sized object move thru my body while viewed by concious observers - seen a friend pulled around like a puppet on strings .
flatout its real as anything else we perceive.

You do realise hyperspace is nothing but a realm of endless possibility?

Therefore anything I can talk about can occur in hyperspace.

I mean come on!?! Gator sex!!!!

marks on ur kronie with no apparent source is freaky and quite flatout - not with what i believe ( yet it happend none the less)
what the hell does it take to convince me ??

I deleted that last message...you're right Soulfood, the universe is goofy as fuck! I can work with that.

You're right tobecomeone00, the topic did stray very far off course. I think this has to do with the fact that this forum normally has a very serious tone, and sometimes its important to try to be a bit more spontaneous and let humour come out. Though I can imagine if someone made a thread to be serious and this happened, the person could feel bad.

I guess if the OP feels bothered and says so, we could make a new thread with the title 'does god wear ass lipstick?' and move these posts there

Also, remember if someone wants to come back to the original topic, they are free to post on topic, they dont have to follow the humour vein

I think as a test of faith, this is a very real possibility.

To moses he revealed himself as a burning bush, to many catholic priests he is known to test their faith by manifesting as docile little boys, and the book of job reveals a great deal about how much god likes to test the faith of his followers in other ways.

I don't know where all this insecurity comes from. Maybe soulfood is right and god is just not so good in bed.

But that it would make hime thát insecure....
He could just go to a prostitute. They don't care whether you're good or not as long as your money is good. Manifesting some money mustn't be a problem for the old man.

Maybe jaweh and allah are bullying him about his nocturnal disperformances, but what would they say if they knew about the lipstick?

what the hell is this poll ?!

Yeah i feel really insulted, how dare you guys have a laugh! Haha i really enjoyed the replies, didn't have much time to reply the last few days but last week I had an elf with a flexible mouth in a trashbin, poking other elves with a straw and then hiding in his bin again... So yeah I can relate! This thread inspired me, I had my girlfriend put lipstick on her ass last night

I think we create our experience of reality through our consciousness and being... So in essence all that we experience is our true reality within each moment. Karma is also a factor when it comes to how we interpret and perceive our life's journey and experience. We are all here to gain knowledge, influence and create. There is so much that is relative when it comes to personal experience and i find that sometimes we forget to bask in the pure wonder and beauty of the unknown.

There is magic in the unexplored, i personally feel that if we are experiencing something than it is real within our perception of reality. If we over analyse our experiences and try too hard to put them into neat little boxes of classification, i think we are in danger of taking away some of the preciousness and potential knowledge from our journeys and entheogenic experiences.


Much Peace and Sunshine

You say God tests the faith of priests by manifesting as little boys? What are the priests supposed to do to God in that situation? I know if he comes in the night and asks for a cup of sugar and some clothing you should give it, but what are you supposed to do to the little boys?

I think if the zebra had lipstick on its ass instead of on its lips, it must have been getting its ass kissed, and is probably great in bed. Have any of us received a divine blowjob? Do we KNOW how He takes the seed of man?