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Orion
#1 Posted : 3/29/2011 12:43:43 AM

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So one night nexus was out abusing solvents in a bar
had a brilliant idea LETS STEAL A CAR

Stole a car, didn't get far, crashed into a music shop
steals a guitar.

Oh son, what have you done? what have you become? Oh sh*t he's got a gun!

Better run from those sirens you punks. You criminal gits.

"Hey man you cant say that. This is a place full of respectable people from all walks of life with their own paths all bound by a sacred molecule, which, when vaporise-" *BANG*.

Good lord what was that noise over there?

"Some punks just crashed into into Big Al's turkeyneck joint over the road and tried to run away with an ostrich leg thinking it was a guitar or something."

"Probably wasn't even their car..."

Oh wait dude isn't that YOUR car???

who the hell are you anyway? Oh that's right, you're me, and you're the guy who had this brilliant idea one night. Let me tell you all about it. Here, I'll get you a link:

https://www.dmt-nexus.me...m=230895&#post230895
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Pandora
#2 Posted : 3/29/2011 3:56:34 AM

Got Naloxone?

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OMG Orion,

LMFAO! You are so ghetto sometimes. If you ever make it to my neck of the woods, you will fit in just fine . . . Very happy

The link at the end is brilliant. My ego just laughed harder.
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Phantastica
#3 Posted : 3/29/2011 4:34:34 AM

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hahaha LMFAO!!!
this totally made my dayLaughing
<3
 
 
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