We've Moved! Visit our NEW FORUM to join the latest discussions. This is an archive of our previous conversations...

You can find the login page for the old forum here.
CHATPRIVACYDONATELOGINREGISTER
DMT-Nexus
FAQWIKIHEALTH & SAFETYARTATTITUDEACTIVE TOPICS
How to clean Herb(MJ) out of system? Options
 
Cheeto
#1 Posted : 1/15/2011 12:25:54 PM
DMT-Nexus member


Posts: 646
Joined: 21-Nov-2008
Last visit: 02-Dec-2011
Location: Georgia
I need to get a new job, i wasted my money last time on some clean out stuff that didn't work. Is there any real medicine(over counter(USA)) i can use to help get it out of my system quicker? Last time it took a month and a half, i would be fine with using something to reduce it to about 2 weeks or so, if anyone has any ideas.
They say that shit floats, but mine sinks....why?? I guess i'm just into some heavy shit!
 

Live plants. Sustainable, ethically sourced, native American owned.
 
endlessness
#2 Posted : 1/15/2011 12:29:37 PM

DMT-Nexus member

Moderator

Posts: 14191
Joined: 19-Feb-2008
Last visit: 28-Nov-2024
Location: Jungle
I dont know about medicine and all but I would definitely be exercising daily (cardio exercises, to sweat)/drinking plenty of liquid/eating well, basically keeping the metabolism going..

Im sorry in USA this absurdity of drug test before job interviews exists, must really suck! Wish you luck!
 
Spock's Brain
#3 Posted : 1/15/2011 12:39:45 PM

DMT-Nexus member


Posts: 367
Joined: 22-Mar-2008
Last visit: 19-Apr-2022
Location: immersed in a Star Trek episode marathon
Every single test I've ever done has been in a lab bathroom, with only myself privately, and behind a closed door. After only needing to casually pull the "contents" out of my pocket and place in a tray in such a way that would allow every opportunity to carry anything into the private pee area un-detected. Every opportunity was given, every time, no exceptions, to carry whatever needed system to replace my own pee with a substitute if i'd been inclined to do so....
"Infinite Diversity, in Infinite Combinations."
 
Magicman
#4 Posted : 1/15/2011 12:43:19 PM

DMT-Nexus member


Posts: 202
Joined: 02-Sep-2010
Last visit: 25-Jul-2013
Location: Oceania
Well the biggest issue with getting it out of your system i think , is that its fat soluble , not water soluble, so the bodies usual and fastest processes dont act on it . Unlike most other psycho actives, which are processed much faster . A couple of days even. But thats jsut the mode of action as far as i understand it . Not a solution , so useless i suppose.Ive been toldit leeches out of your fat slowly, but i think that may be urban legend.
Its only speculation ,but i agree with endlessness, just keep your metabolism up and healthy, drink coffe, excercise a lot.
There are also websites that sell Tea's that claim to do all sorts of things. look into that.
 
burnt
#5 Posted : 1/15/2011 1:52:34 PM

DMT-Nexus member

Extreme Chemical expertChemical expertSenior Member

Posts: 3555
Joined: 13-Mar-2008
Last visit: 07-Jul-2024
Location: not here
Depending on how often you smoke and how much body fat you have cannabinoids can be in your system for up to a month usually sometimes longer. If you smoke a lot and have a lot of body fat and a slower metabolism you should stop smoking for 4 weeks to be able to confidently pass a drug test. Excersizing and drinking lots of fluids will speed up the process but there is no way for you to be sure how much.
 
Cheeto
#6 Posted : 1/15/2011 1:54:40 PM
DMT-Nexus member


Posts: 646
Joined: 21-Nov-2008
Last visit: 02-Dec-2011
Location: Georgia
well, thanx for the help all. I guess i'll just have to burn alot of fat.
They say that shit floats, but mine sinks....why?? I guess i'm just into some heavy shit!
 
1992
#7 Posted : 1/15/2011 4:13:18 PM

DMT-Nexus member


Posts: 245
Joined: 02-Feb-2009
Last visit: 19-Jun-2013
Your best bet is to drink tons of water to the point when your piss is as transparent as water. When you go to the test drink the same amount of water as you have been but take vitamin b2 to yellow your urine. If your piss is really dilute you have a really good chance that you'll pass even with high levels of metabolites in the body, so good in fact that they reject your sample if you've been drinking too much water. The vitamin B2 always fools them though. Good luck.
 
Red Eclipse
#8 Posted : 1/15/2011 9:02:20 PM
DMT-Nexus member


Posts: 176
Joined: 23-Jun-2010
Last visit: 01-Sep-2024
It's always more settling in your stomach if you stop smoking and detox the old fashioned way by exercise and flushing your system with liquids. They sell drug testing kits at home at some pharmacy's like RiteAid or Walgreens, so you can know beforehand.

Though, if you're in a pinch and have an extra $100 laying around.. the Whizzinator is almost fail proof. Synthetic urine, heating pads to I'd guess ~98 degrees.

http://www.realwhizzinatorxxx.com/



I've used detox kits that they sell around town, for about $30-40. Though, I think all they contain are diuretics, creatine supplements to replenish your levels after the flushing, B bitamins for color, etc. Plus, they only have about an 8hour window, so if you don't get tested you wasted your money and are bloated - which always sucks.
 
 
Users browsing this forum
Guest (2)

DMT-Nexus theme created by The Traveler
This page was generated in 0.021 seconds.