"No, seriously"
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Love this thread, hilarious and so recognizable.  Here's my take: - When your partner stopped complaining about your extractions and now proposes to turn part of the house into a lab. - When your dad asks you where you learned so much about chemistry because "you sure didn't learn that in school". - When people in bars asks you if you are a doctor since you know so much about the workings of the brain. Kind regards, The Traveler
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The Dude
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When you goto the wine aisle just to look at the big glass jugs. *We are now at a phase of human development where we have accumulated an enormous amount of knowledge through scientific research in the material world. This is very important knowledge, but it must be integrated. -Hoffman *A young man who wishes to remain a sound Atheist cannot be too careful of his reading -C.S. Lewis cephalopods are enlightened -benzyme T R I P S I T
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DMT-Nexus member
Posts: 5267 Joined: 01-Jul-2010 Last visit: 13-Dec-2018
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...when your friends think you're actually not making brownies in that clear bowl of brown sludge ...when you fantasize about scraping up big piles of crystals ...when that big fire you started could have gone waaaay worse "Science without religion is lame. Religion without science is blind" - Albert Einstein
"The Mighty One appears, the horizon shines. Atum appears on the smell of his censing, the Sunshine- god has risen in the sky, the Mansion of the pyramidion is in joy and all its inmates are assembled, a voice calls out within the shrine, shouting reverberates around the Netherworld." - Egyptian Book of the Dead
"Man fears time, but time fears the Pyramids" - 9th century Arab proverb
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DMT-Nexus member
Posts: 5267 Joined: 01-Jul-2010 Last visit: 13-Dec-2018
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corpus callosum wrote:
When the letters 'DMT' on a cars number plate has you grinning like an idiot..........
Happened to me for the first time I couple weeks ago. I was shaking the passenger next to me like I just found the greatest vanity plate of all time  "Science without religion is lame. Religion without science is blind" - Albert Einstein
"The Mighty One appears, the horizon shines. Atum appears on the smell of his censing, the Sunshine- god has risen in the sky, the Mansion of the pyramidion is in joy and all its inmates are assembled, a voice calls out within the shrine, shouting reverberates around the Netherworld." - Egyptian Book of the Dead
"Man fears time, but time fears the Pyramids" - 9th century Arab proverb
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DMT-Nexus member
Posts: 1689 Joined: 06-Feb-2009 Last visit: 28-May-2024 Location: deep in the heart of humility
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gobalswg wrote:when that big fire you started could have gone waaaay worse  *hangs head in shame...* - when you GENUINELY LOVE the smell of naphtha... -when you cook food in a pyrex baking dish you normally use for evapping, then snicker to yourself when your guests comment on how good it is..... -when you need to take yourself out for some ice-cream to balance out the tearshed from your sep funnel cracking (hey-at least it happened at the END of my last pull!) -you say stuff like, "hey-at least it happened at the END of my last pull" and it sounds perfectly reasonable to you. -you've got DMT crystals that are purely for admiring....never to be smoked. (and they have names like 'shardy'  -you've got jars of brown goop you just can't bring yourself to clean out cuz you KNOW there's GOTTA be a little more magic in them... -you have a 'glass collection' prominently on display in your livingroom. -you find yourself coming up with acronyms for DMT as a type of meditation. (i personally have at least 5 million by now...like Dry My Towels or Ditch Mr. T...) -you eagerly hop on your computer every chance you get to see what other folks have come up with on this thread!  L&G!! "Rise above the illusion of time and you will have tomorrow's
wisdom today."
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DMT-Nexus member
Posts: 2354 Joined: 24-Jan-2010 Last visit: 21-Jun-2012 Location: Massachusetts
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The Traveler wrote:- When your partner stopped complaining about your extractions and now proposes to turn part of the house into a lab. Oh, oh no...  You guys have me giggling so hard! PK Dick is to LSD as HP Lovecraft is to Mushrooms
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When you’ve already extracted more than a lifetime’s supply, yet whenever you get a new extraction idea, your first impulse is to order another kilo of MHRB! gibran2 is a fictional character. Any resemblance to anyone living or dead is purely coincidental.
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DMT-Nexus member
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gibran2 wrote:When you’ve already extracted more than a lifetime’s supply, yet whenever you get a new extraction idea, your first impulse is to order another kilo of MHRB! Apparently I haven't reached this stage of addiction yet. ...when your friends ask you if they should continue mixing for you when it's your turn to hit the dutch ...when your friends geeking on acid take all your "surgical" face masks and putting as much of them on themselves as they can at the same time...and you're neither a surgeon nor a dentist "Science without religion is lame. Religion without science is blind" - Albert Einstein
"The Mighty One appears, the horizon shines. Atum appears on the smell of his censing, the Sunshine- god has risen in the sky, the Mansion of the pyramidion is in joy and all its inmates are assembled, a voice calls out within the shrine, shouting reverberates around the Netherworld." - Egyptian Book of the Dead
"Man fears time, but time fears the Pyramids" - 9th century Arab proverb
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DMT-Nexus member
Posts: 351 Joined: 25-Jul-2009 Last visit: 25-May-2016 Location: Europe
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- when you are so known to the local pharmacist that he/she readily informs you of new arrivals that could be interesting to you the moment you step in. - when the pharmacist goes on to ask you about drug contradictions that he/she is supposed to know better than you. - when the said pharmacists tries to get invited over to your place  -when while shopping in a supermarket and you happen to come across your favorite brand of lye you burst into spontaneous singing, turning the whole place into a musical where the cashiers extol you high consumption of naptha and the people who stock the shelves complain in rhyme about how quickly you empty them. Extra bonus points if you get carried out of the shop by singing security guards on your final high note!
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SWIM
Posts: 1239 Joined: 08-Aug-2009 Last visit: 04-Jun-2024 Location: Nowhere, I'm not real.
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antrocles wrote:
- when you GENUINELY LOVE the smell of naphtha...
-when you cook food in a pyrex baking dish you normally use for evapping, then snicker to yourself when your guests comment on how good it is.....
first one totally true, roomates are like "it stinks", I apologize but it doesn't to me! laughed out loud at the second one! Q21Q21's Tek: A comprehensive guide to extracting DMTThe 2 teks use non-toxic lime and vinegar and Tek 1: d-Limonene or Xylene or Tek 2: Naptha to produce very quick high yields with the greatest of ease.I am almost never on this site anymore so I will likely not answer PMs
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DMT-Nexus member
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when your friends say you're a nut couse you have spent hundreds buks to buy bark powder..GF usually is more severe  Tz'is aná
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DMT-Nexus member
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Pokey wrote:when you start doing smaller extractions because you realize that your rate of consumption will never match your rate of production, but you don't want to stop extracting
Pokey That's me. I never do more than 50 g mhrb at once. Do not seek the truth, just drop your opinions.
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DMT-Nexus member
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When you use a magnetic stirrer/hotplate to make your morning coffee. Do not seek the truth, just drop your opinions.
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DMT-Nexus member
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When it's waaaaay past bedtime, but you can just hold on a few seconds because you swear that evap's gonna dry up any minute. Any minute now...
I'll turn the fan back on...
Any minute.
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DMT-Nexus member
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soulfood wrote:When it's waaaaay past bedtime, but you can just hold on a few seconds because you swear that evap's gonna dry up any minute. Any minute now...
I'll turn the fan back on...
Any minute. OMG that was me on my first attempted (and failed) extraction Never happened again though  "Science without religion is lame. Religion without science is blind" - Albert Einstein
"The Mighty One appears, the horizon shines. Atum appears on the smell of his censing, the Sunshine- god has risen in the sky, the Mansion of the pyramidion is in joy and all its inmates are assembled, a voice calls out within the shrine, shouting reverberates around the Netherworld." - Egyptian Book of the Dead
"Man fears time, but time fears the Pyramids" - 9th century Arab proverb
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That's me when I'm so tired that I don't realise I've been hitting acetone with a fan and then fail to realise all the acetone is gone and I'm trying to evaporate water
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John Murdoch IV
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When you put lye on your cheerios instead of sugar ––––––
DMTripper is a fictional character therefore everything he says here must be fiction.
I mean, who really believes there is such a place as Hyperspace!!
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When a relative asks "If you have quit drinking, why do you have several gallons of Carlo Rossi wine under the sink?" In all chaos there is a cosmos, in all disorder a secret order..Jung
All above writing with the exception of Dr. Jung's quote is pure mushroom encrusted cowpie!
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The Root
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dunno if its posted but - if uv raided ur sporebank for glucose for coffee caus u ran out of sugar or when u accidentally put fumaric acid in ur coffee - or acetone instead of milk. antrocles wrote:...purity of intent....purity of execution....purity of experience...
...unlike the "blind leading the blind". we are more akin to a group of blind-from-birth people who have all simultaneously been given the gift of sight but have no words or mental processing capabilites to work with this new "gift".
IT IS ONLY TO THE EXTENT THAT WE ARE WILLING TO EXPOSE OURSELVES OVER AND OVER AGAIN TO ANNIHILATION THAT WE DISCOVER THAT PART OF OURSELVES THAT IS INDESTRUCTIBLE.
Quote: ‹Jorkest› the wall is impenetrable as far as i can tell Quote: ‹xtechre› cheese is great He who packs ur capsules - controls your destiny.
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Not I
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Quote:There is something sexy about the 4 position. And I thought I was the only one! If your religion, faith, devotion, or self proclaimed spirituality is not directly leading to an increase in kindness, empathy, compassion and tolerance for others then you have been misled.
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