Did you name him Ron Jeremy?
Oh wait, it's the leaf that hides the... well, in that case, if Ron Jeremy happens to take up residence in Eden, you've got yourself a customer!
JBArk
EDIT: nice leaf BTW!
I have lost 3 of my 5 salvia plants and the other 2 are (very) slowly reviving...
JBArk is a Mandelthought; a non-fiction character in a drama of his own design he calls "LIFE" who partakes in consciousness expanding activities and substances; he should in no way be confused with SWIM, who is an eminently data-mineable and prolific character who has somehow convinced himself the target he wears on his forehead is actually a shield.