Here is a random paragraph generator. Let's all compose a little story. I will start the random folly:

"Mescaline towers before its fascinating sound. Mescaline buys mushrooms opposite the current prayer. Mescaline fasts beneath mushrooms. Why does mushrooms react on top of mescaline? A furthest hotel vanishes over mushrooms.

The marriage cups the trigger. The vet succeeds! An insight parades after the pressed knowledge. Beside the glow stalls a flash address. The interior worship dances after the covering photo. Mescaline bells the trouser underneath the defect.

Mescaline shoes mushrooms throughout the pattern. Mescaline shames mushrooms. Mescaline coasts within a praise. Mescaline finishes throughout the rush refrain. Mushrooms marches on top of mescaline. The approving hardship spins the assisted bond. "

This is embarrassing - sort of sounds like one of my trip reports...

JBArk

NEXT:

Here's a crazy one, with minor grammar corrections:

“Do psychedelics grow into a subroutine? The small discipline bicycles after a dish. Hyperspace activates psychedelics before the blocked smile. The rose warrant tries. A reflex represents hyperspace into the rip.

Psychedelics moan about DMT outside the notable praise. The inheriting country surfaces underneath psychedelics. Should the multiplied card wall psychedelics? DMT condones the earlier opposite underneath the chestnut scratch.

Visuals calculate beneath DMT. Visuals exaggerate the ear into the edge pace. The glow experiments opposite a decreased scrap. DMT racks visuals before a grandfather.

The mock bath highlights love. Love reckons behind the writer. Love riots within the indefensible ritual. Does love search gratitude? With gratitude refrains an other changeover. Beside the bond foams a mummy.”

I love it!

"An anarchy bounces on bong smoke. Psychedelic frogs forms bong smoke near the modified diagonal. Beneath a vain sneaks a bought prose. Psychedelic frogs stimulates the realistic slogan. Can his code orbit?"

"How will dingleberry stomach an aardvark? Dingleberry buys drugs throughout his wound. How does the garden buy drugs? The obsessed appearance threatens drugs throughout the weather. Dingleberry credits drugs with the oar. Dingleberry consults the shock behind the spontaneous conflict."

"The overloaded conjecture doubles ballsack. Grandfather swallows beside the distributed leak. Grandfather composes near the ballsack. Should grandfather oil the integrate speaker?"

I like this paragraph thing...computer poetry??

"Hallucinations discharges the supporting fence. The appreciated brain missions our careful love. When will elfs joke? Elfs towers. A bass runs! Hallucinations invests elfs with the horrible design."

I like where our story is headed; might need a little editing for coherence...

Chapter 2:

"The predecessor thinks beneath the beast.

Can void stall? Does void march in a realistic havoc? The approaching heaven dies against a historic prototype but opposite powers thirsts hell. A flooded blast deserts heaven beside the poetic killer.

The twenty breed overcome across the moderate concern and the resulting grace drugs hell into a simulated fantasy. Why does the understanding fume leap into her misprint? Does hell overflow outside the killer? Hell seals the curry. Our larger well trades the ozone.

Favour opposes curry in an enemy. Every pump grants the repeated pulp. "

NEXT:

Tacos reign across the overhead. When will spice dine below tacos? This pat metal examines a mount. Tacos gulfs spice.

The love machine pauses! An advance nicknames the end. Why can't the end minister the sarcasm? The end solos throughout love machine.

Enlightenment certifies hambone turkey into a ten virgin. How can the cricket clog? A dentist attends around hambone turkey. Hambone turkey bends enlightenment over the crowd. Next to whatever spare satire storms hambone turkey. Enlightenment complains next to a speaking publisher.

This falling commentator yields to a nostalgia. A bundle vouches the young. A disclaimer paces throughout a breakdown! His toy mates forest outside the appointed restaurant. How does the shed profile the devoted rot?

"Beauty partitions Mescaline past the flood. How does Beauty challenge the love? Against Mescaline waffles a death. Mescaline cooperates past the terrible analyst. Mescaline cores Beauty into a biscuit."

"How will Tooty Frooty ditch Booty? Booty lifts the balanced adviser. Why does Tooty Frooty coast throughout Booty? Why won't Booty talk to Tooty Frooty? Booty participates opposite Tooty Frooty."

The pun prevails. Hyperspace measures Green Elves. Hyperspace exposes Green Elves behind the context. The hassle retails Hyperspace within a cigarette. A lifetime addicts Hyperspace
with the elitist.

Breakthrough trades the daytime boy behind every researcher. Why does the panel intervene opposite Breakthrough? When can Breakthrough cook Dmt? Breakthrough vends the etymology without the rain.

Should the forty horizon crown the secondary fuse? The fine relevance enters Dimethyltryptamine throughout a punishing monarch. Breakthrough travels each smoking trap under the incorporate biology. Dimethyltryptamine argues with Breakthrough.

Can the conspicuous censor spit next to the pulse? Over Jimjam towers Higher beings. Higher beings bolts Jimjam behind the flavor. Jimjam speaks Higher beings. On top of Jimjam breezes Higher beings.

Thanks Jbark ,this stuff is both hilarious and trippy ,worth to read while youre flying....

Now we're getting somewhere!! Thanks all. Here's some new rules/suggestions:

YOU MAY OR MAY NOT IDENTIFY THE TWO WORDS THAT GENERATE YOUR STORY
YOU MAY CHANGE THE TENSE OF VERBS OR REMOVE OR ADD S's TO MAKE THE SENTENCE MAKE SENSE.
YOU MAY HIT NEW PARAGRAPH AS MANY TIMES AS YOU WANT & CUT & PASTE SENTENCES AND REARRANGE THEM FOR YOUR STORY
YOU MAY ALTER PUNCTUATION
YOU MAY ELIMINATE/ALTER PUNCTUATION TO JOIN CLAUSES
YOU MAY USE CONJUNCTIONS TO JOIN CLAUSES:
* for
* and
* nor
* but
* or
* yet
* so

Here's my first entry under the new regime (mystic and physics are my two story generating words):


"The anxious missile authorizes penetration before hypocrisy:

Physics strips mystic beside the published detail and mobs mystic near her warp. Mystic fingers physics underneath the buffer and physics parts mystic. Physics works and mystic spins! The designing chairman strokes physics on top. Mystic twists near physics and enables physics past the nuts indicator, but the skirt shuts the endless snag inside mystic. Mystic drills her sealed tool throughout the diaphram. When mystic blows physics underneath his cylinder, mystic sighs above physics. The participant inserts mystic yet sex lodges mystic with every damp pump.

Mystic violates physics!!"

Time to change your shorts?

JBArk

...maybe the new regime is too totalitarian...??

I thought it would be a fun game. Oh well...

If I have a little time this week, I'll compose another saucy one, for my own personal pleasure!!

JBArk